Jack Turner/Quotes

Jack Turner

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Art of Fighting

Pre-Battle Dialogue

Ryo Sakazaki/Robert Garcia

• Ryo/Robert: "So you're Jack."
• Jack: "What do you want kid? Show respect, say "please". Got it kid?"

Win Quotes

Story Mode

• "Come back anytime. I'll show you a lesson you won't forget."

VS Mode

• "Take on, moi? I'll blow you away!"

Lose Quote

• "Listen, we never hurt women or children. I think I saw that girl in China Town."

Art of Fighting 2

Pre-Battle Dialogue

Eiji Kisaragi

Jack: "Pack up your stuff and go home, muzzle face!"

Eiji: "Thanks for the advice, smelly. But I'm stayin'! Coronary!"

Himself

Jack 1: "Oh my god! My evil twin! Wait a minute, am I that ugly?!"

Jack 2: "Who are you calling ugly, Jack? I got the looks, dude."

John Crawley

Jack: "Oh no, a former marine. I eat marines for breakfast."

John: "Well, then come and get it, lard butt!"

King

Jack: "King! You look more and more feminine with each year."

King: "Feminine? Why, you really know how to hit a nerve, you pig!"

Lee Pai Long

Jack: "The flying monkey man comes back. How about some peanuts?"

Lee: "Kee, kee. How about a talon up your strap, pal?! Kee! Kee!"

Mickey Rogers

Jack: "Ohhh, tricky Micky the boxer boy. Eat my shoe... boob boob bedoo."

Mickey: "Read a lot of Yeats, huh? The poet of Southtown, pansy!"

Mr. Big

Jack: "What do you want to do with such a big stick?"

Mr. Big: "It's a weapon, fatty. That only I can handle!"

Robert Garcia

Jack: "Oh, relax. I'm not gonna kill you. Well, maybe won't!"

Robert: "Who's nervous? I just had too many cups of the ol' joe today."

Ryo Sakazaki

Jack: "Well then, which bone shall I rip off first? The arm? The leg?"

Ryo: "That's which limb should I rip off first, idiot! Limb...!"

Takuma Sakazaki

Jack: "Karate artist... Sounds not much strong!"

Takuma: "You don't seem to know the art of Karate or grammar."

Temjin

Jack: "Oh, you! Well, this should be a breeze."

Temjin: "I like a man with confidence. Lightly broiled, that is!"

Yuri Sakazaki

Jack: "Oh boy, dessert! I don't wanna hurt you. So why not submit now?!"

Yuri: "This story seems to get darker with each guy I meet... grim city!"

Win Quotes

• "Cake walk, dude. Go back to your mother's apron strings."
• "I thought you had guts, kid. But you only have a lousy wardrobe."
• "Will the phoney Jack please lie face down on the pavement." (Vs. Himself)

Special Stage Dialogue

Pre-Final Battle

Agent: "Mr. Jack Turner? The Police Commissioner would like a word with you. Could you walk this way?"

Jack: "Well, okay. But it doesn't look easy."

Geese Howard

Geese: "What's up, Jack? Cat got your tongue?"

Jack: "Mmm mmm! Heh, heh. Just kidding. Who're you?"

Geese: "They call me Geese... Geese Howard. I'm here to offer you a job."

Jack: "A job? Oooh boy? But first I'd like your skull!"

After-Battle

Jack: "Eat my fist, Goosehead!"

Geese: "Heh, it's all over."

Jack: "Eh! What the heck...?"

Servant: "This way, Mr. Geese."

Geese: "I have lost this time, but I will be back. For now, my farewell."

Jack: "You, scum! Are you letting him go?"

Servant: "Mr. Geese, we are entering Japanese air space."

Geese: "I see. How goes Southtown?"

Servant: "Everything is going as planned. Just f-a-b, b-i-g g-u-y."

Geese: "Tell me more. Don't spell it out."

Servant: "OK, whoops, sorry. Anyway, it seems that Jeff Bogard is checking up on you and your actions. We don't know who this guy is."

Geese: "Take care of him. Rub him out."

Servant: "Rub him off. Got it."

Geese: "Out! Twit! Kill him and get me control of Southtown. I have invested too much in this to see my plans ended. The city will be mine. All mine. Wah hah haaaah."

Ending

Jack: "Do you hear me, friends. No more shall we cower in the shadows. We shall begin a new gang, the Neo Black Cats. I made it up. I'll be the leader! You will all follow my bidding!"

Neo Black Cats: "Whooa, Jaack. Jaack."

Narrator: "Little did Jack's followers realize the Neo Black Cats were to become a creative dance group."