Earthquake/Quotes


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Here is a list of quotes for Earthquake.

Pre-Battle Quotes

 * "Whenever you hide, my spear will find you."
 * "I'll clean my teeth with you."
 * "Oooh. You have a lot of meat on you.Bon appetite" (Vs. Himself)

Final Quote

 * "What? Over so soon? Hmmph! Not even a full serving."

Win Quotes

 * "Oh, like that hurt. My for a mosquito, you're tough."
 * "Quick draw. But not quick. Enough." (Fatal Finish)
 * "Whoops! Turned him into pulp. Not enough here for hamburger." (Special Finish)
 * "With your weight, heaven is an unlikely destination.." (Vs. Himself)

Before Battle

 * "He he he he he, aren't you skinny!?"
 * "He he he he he, you'd better on a diet!" (Vs. Himself)

Intro

 * "He he, I'll get the king's treasure!"

Win Quotes

 * "Gosh! I've made it mincemeat! He he he he he!"
 * "So I said you should've been on a diet! He he he he he!" (Vs. Himself)

Intro

 * "It is all mine, the treasure of the world."

Vs. Andrew
Pre-Battle
 * Andrew: "You must be Earthquake. Didn't expect to meet you here!"
 * Earthquake: "You came all the way over here to catch me?"
 * Andrew: "I need to take you back to America. Please?"
 * Earthquake: "Ghaha, you think? You'll have to say more than please!"

After-Battle
 * Earthquake: "You are a hip ninja!"
 * Andrew: "If you keep committing crimes, I'll really have to kill you!"
 * Earthquake: "What sort of dreamland do you live in? ...Gf! What's this."

Vs. Kusaregedo
Pre-Battle
 * Kusaregedo: "Wow, I hope you are all meat. You could be fattening!"
 * Earthquake: "Phsst, you are the one that's fat!"
 * Kusaregedo: "You look so tasty. Soft meat, tasty meat."
 * Earthquake: "C'mon, fat boy."

After-Battle
 * Earthquake: "Ha ha ha, you are too big and slow."
 * Kusaregedo: "Ahh, meat, my meat. Soft and juicy."
 * Earthquake: "You think you can eat me being that slow?"

Vs. Gaoh
Pre-Battle
 * Gaoh: "My lord will feed heartily on your ambitious spirit. I will grant one wish before you are destroyed! Such futility! You've got a purdy mouth. Come closer MMM, Yes."
 * Earthquake: "Get out of my way. I am so close to being super rich."

After-Battle
 * "A suitable way of killing you? Smell this! Thpthpthpthp!"

Ending

 * Earthquake: "That was easy. Japan's treasure is all mine. ...Hey guys, did you get all the treasure? Good, I don't think I see anyone else!"
 * Bandits: "I think we've got everybody!"
 * Earthquake: "Is that him again?"
 * Bandit: "Leader! This weird hole has opened! Gems, the likes of which I've never seen! In the hole!"
 * Earthquake: "A hole in the sky!! OK, get behind me, we're going through!"
 * Bandits: "Leader! Please wait for me!"
 * Earthquake: "OK, guys, just gather all you can."
 * Bandits: "OK."
 * Earthquake: "Wow, I have not seen anything like this. I cannot stop laughing. This is great."
 * Kuroko: "I was gonna close the gate to the devil world. Well, I guess it'll be alright, though it's wrong!"

Pre-Fight Dialogues
Akuma
 * Earthquake: "Oink! Looks like you don't have any money. Take a hike, buddy!"
 * Akuma: "Do you think I'd listen to a peasant like you?"
 * Earthquake: "What? Snort. Snort. If you're going to be snotty, let's go!"
 * Akuma: "Destroy!"

Athena
 * Earthquake: "Oh! You are one fine female specimen! I'll eat you up! Snort. Snort."
 * Athena: "Yeeks! That's disgusting!"

Balrog
 * Earthquake: "You make your living boxing, don't you? Show me your money!"
 * Balrog: "Are you trying to shake me down? Huh?! Are you stupid?!"
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Stupid? I'm looking at the fool. You simple-looking nub!"
 * Balrog: "I'm going to pummel you unrecognizable!"

Choi Bounge
 * Choi: "H-holy cow! You're bigger than Chang."
 * Earthquake: "Who're you, tiny? Got a deathwish?"
 * Choi: "Tiny?! Why you! I'll slice up you and sell you, buddy boy!"

Chun-Li
 * Chun-Li: "Why not stop stealing and get a real job! With a body like that, you'd get work anywhere."
 * Earthquake: "Cackling harpy! You're going down!"
 * Chun-Li: "Give it your best shot, bacon head!"
 * Earthquake: "Your wish is my command. Let's get it done! Snort, snort!"

Dan Hibiki
 * Dan: "Hey, you, hog head! If you want to be as strong as I am. ...Be my disciple!"
 * Earthquake: "Why you! Just who do you think you're talking to? Seems you want to die!"

Demitri Maximov
 * Demitri: "Ugly beings have no reason to draw breath. I sentence you to death!"
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Oooh, boy, am I hungry!"

Dhalsim
 * Earthquake: "Hey, a walking twig! One of my snorts would blow you away!"
 * Dhalsim: "Size is no measure of one's strength. What matters is the power of your soul."
 * Earthquake: "Snort! Soul? You silly shaman. Don't make me laugh."
 * Dhalsim: "To know true strength you must first know your own weakness."
 * Earthquake: "And How do I do that?
 * Dhalsim: "Yoga!"

Geese Howard
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Snort. I'll do away with you then the gold's mine!"
 * Geese: "Hmph! It's a plan! Put 'em up!"

Genjuro Kibagami
 * Earthquake: "Why you're Genjyuro! What're you doing here?"
 * Genjuro: "Brigand... Bottom dweller..."
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Snort. You're a nuisance. I'll crush you!"

Goenitz
 * Goenitz: "Do you believe in the Orochi?"
 * Earthquake: "Hah! Pagan gods. I place my faith in nothing but money!"

Guile
 * Guile: "Are you an American?"
 * Earthquake: "Sure am. It's great to meet a fellow countryman. Nice to meet you."
 * Guile: "Sorry, pal. You disgrace the USA!"
 * Earthquake: "What did you say?"
 * Guile: "Choose your weapon! I can destroy you with one hand behind me!"
 * Earthquake: "You've gone too far! It's the trough for you!"

Himself
 * Earthquake: "Snort... You look terrible."
 * Earthquake: "Snort... Don't you have a mirror?"

Honki ni Natta Mr. Karate
 * Earthquake: "Hey, that mask looks pretty valuable... Then again, maybe not."
 * Mr. Karate: "It's my treasure!"
 * Earthquake: "Well then, hand it over. Snort!"

Hugo
 * Earthquake: "Hey, big guy! You got quite a build! Show me your stuff!"
 * Poison: "Now, hold on there! All business talk goes through me first."
 * Earthquake: "Back off, woman! I'll deal with this"
 * Poison: "Why you! Now I'm mad! We won't lose!"
 * Hugo: "You look tough. We'll be glad to have you with us!"

Iori Yagami
 * Iori: "...Back off, warthog."
 * Earthquake: "Snoooooort!"
 * Iori: "So you wish to die, eh?"

Kasumi Todoh
 * Kasumi: "P.U.! What stinks?"
 * Earthquake: "Stinks? Eat this! Arrgh!"
 * Kasumi: "Th-that nose! Prepare yourself, piggy!"

Ken Masters
 * Ken: "Hey, pal, you should cut down on the fat. Don't you think?"
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Snort. Another thin toad croaks his mind!"
 * Ken: "I'm light my feet, but being called a toad by a pig...Agh!"
 * Earthquake: "Pipe down, toad, and let me stomp you!"

Kim Kaphwan
 * Kim: "Now here's a candidate for rehabilitation..."
 * Earthquake: "Who are you, freak? Want to die?"
 * Kim: "I'm gonna straighten out your warped personality!"
 * Earthquake: "No one's going to change my ways, fool!"

Kyo Kusanagi
 * Kyo: "And what are you all about, prune face?"
 * Earthquake: "Why you... I'll mash you!"

M. Bison
 * Bison: "You have such speed for a big body! Ever consider a job with me and Shadawloo?"
 * Earthquake: "Doesn't sound too bad."
 * Bison: "Hmph. You're quick. Smarter than you look."
 * Earthquake: "If you let me be the ceo, I'd consider joining your group."
 * Bison: "I hate impudence. Know your place, or pay the price."
 * Earthquake: "Gah ha ha! Bring it on, big chin!"

Mai Shiranui
 * Mai: "Yikes! Now that is one obese belly!"
 * Earthquake: "Gah, f, f, f. You're a bit too bulgy in places, too!"
 * Mai: "Oh, how rude! You can't compare my bulges with yours!"

Mars People
 * Mars People: "Beep boop boop bop!"
 * Earthquake: "You're gonna be sashimi!"

Mr. Karate
 * Mr. Karate: "This guy's a blockhead."
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Snort."
 * Mr. Karate: "Read a book, clown."
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Snort."

Red Arremer
 * Earthquake: "Looks like there's no money to be found here."
 * Red Arremer: "Gyah-gyah!"
 * Earthquake: "Snort! Wh-who are you?"

Riot of the Blood Iori
 * Iori: "Ooh-whoa-whoa!"
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Oiiiink!"

Ryo Sakazaki
 * Ryo: "Hey, I just thought it was a good idea."
 * Earthquake: "Snort. You're quite the little pest, huh?"
 * Ryo: "Pretty keen trinket you got there, pal."
 * Earthquake: "Just the thing to slice and dice the likes of you. Come on, I'll show you."

Ryu
 * Ryu: "A bad guy face... Bad guy clothes..."
 * Earthquake: "What did you say? Do you want to die?"
 * Ryu: "And bad guy banter. I must therefore guess: You are a villain!"
 * Earthquake: "You're a real comedian!"

Sagat
 * Earthquake: "Hey, you kick boxers must have a lot of cash. Snort. Just leave it with me and you can walk away."
 * Sagat: "Defeat me and you'll get enough money to play around a while."
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Really? If you're lying, I'll take more than money!"
 * Sagat: "Commoner. In the end, I guess you're just one of the many..."

Shiki
 * Earthquake: "Snort... You're a spunky one! Come to me!"
 * Shiki: "...You... Are dead..."

Shin Akuma
 * Earthquake: "I don't know, but being stared at really freaks me out!"
 * Akuma: "I'll fling you into hell in a flash!"

Tessa
 * Tessa: "Ooh, what a stench! Bo, halitosis, unwashed clothing. A potpourri!"
 * Earthquake: "Just who stinks? Oink! Snort!"
 * Tessa: "A creature that emits such a foul stench... It's a first!"
 * Earthquake: "Want to get another bop in the chops? Snort! Snort!"
 * Tessa: "You mean you can stink even more? How intriguing... But I've had enough of you and your odor."
 * Earthquake: "Snort! I'll make sure you get more of me!"

Terry Bogard
 * Earthquake: "Hey, boy. Put 'em up!"
 * Terry: "Huh? Are you human? I thought you were a pig statue!"
 * Earthquake: "You and me! I'll mince you up!"

Vega
 * Vega: "What is this? Is this walking glob of mean a human?"
 * Earthquake: "W-why you! I'll smoosh you!"
 * Vega: "I haven't had such an ugly foe in quite a while. You'll die slowly!"

Violent Ken
 * Ken: "Ooh-goooooh."
 * Earthquake: "What's wrong? Want me to end your misery? OK. Whenever you like!"

Zero
 * Earthquake: "Nice threads you got. How about undressing and handing them over?"
 * Zero: "Pass."
 * Earthquake: "Snort. You'd rather have me remove them, then?"

Win Quotes

 * "Goo hoo hoo hoo. You can't compare me to other louts you've met!"
 * "Hmph! Leave me your money. Then am-scray, oof-day!"
 * "If you want to be strong like me, you gotta eat like a champ! Snort, oink!"
 * "What's this, then? Is this all you got?!"
 * "Gah ha ha. A big guy like you has got a lot to offer." (vs. Hugo)
 * "Well, how 'bout some grub. Hey there, sonny. Put a few prawns on the barbie!" (vs. Kyo/Iori/Ken)

Generic Win Quotes (Also vs. Mina, Iroha & Warden)

 * "Geheheh! Thanks for giving another opportunity to prove my strength!"
 * "What? Are you trying to say something? Maybe that's why you're so weak. You waste your time thinking about nonsense!"
 * "Bwahahahahaha! What kind of blithering idiot challenges me to a fight without knowing my strength?!"
 * "You're so useless, you bore me to tears. Try imitating my moves some more! Geheh!"
 * "Hard work? Guts? Geheheh! You thought you could beat me with that? You need talent. T-A-L-E-N-T, talent! Gehe!"
 * "My style is unmatched! My arms and legs are as long as they are powerful, so look out, small fry!"

Specific Win Quotes

 * "You're nothing but skin and bones! A strong breeze could blow you away! Don't you wish you had a perfect body like me?" (vs. Basara)
 * "Huh?! You don't have any treasure on ya! I don't need any stupid rose!" (vs. Charlotte)
 * "Geheheh! And now I'll sell off your stuff... huh? Damn, that's heavy!" (vs. Darli)
 * "Ah! You! You were that little kid with the dog, during that annoying training session! I just... can't remember your name! Ah, hahahaaa!" (vs. Galford)
 * "Geheh, too bad. If you were just a little meeker, I would've made you one of my henchmen." (vs. Genjuro)
 * "How did you except a little ninja like you to beat Earthquake, the most powerful ninja of them all?! Geheheh!" (vs. Hanzo)
 * "A samurai, you say? Ninjas are stronger than samurais! And I'm the strongest ninja of them all!" (vs. Haohmaru)
 * "You look all right when there's no one else to compare you to, huh, fatty?! But, next to me, you look like crap! Geheheh!" (vs. Himself)
 * "Yagyu Shinkage school? Hmm, nope. Never heard of it!" (vs. Jubei)
 * "Is that simple ninjutsu the best you can do? It took me about an hour to master all that stuff!" (vs. Kazuki)
 * "You're just one-trick pony, fool! Look at me, I've got the fire and the gas!" (vs. Kyoshiro)
 * "I punished you with this perfect physique! You should thank me, bwahaha!" (vs. Nakoruru)
 * "Foolish small fry. Cold won't work on my perfect body!" (vs. Rimururu)
 * "Whoa! You've got a ton of treasure on you! Don't worry, I'll take it all off your hands!" (vs. Ruixiang)
 * "What a weird tattoo. Hey, is that a treasure map? Ah, cool! I'll go get it for you!" (vs. Shiki)
 * "Hehe, sorry, sorry. You're so small, I stepped on you and smooshed you like a frog." (vs. Shizumaru)
 * "You call yourself a genius?! No one's more talented than me, though, geheheh!" (vs. Sogetsu)
 * "The Palenke Stone? A holy rock? Ah, hehe... Sounds fun! I'll add it to my list of treasures!" (vs. Tam Tam)
 * "I'm too quick for your pathetically slow moves, Dummy! Tee-hee!" (vs. Ukyo)
 * "Huh? You're so weak, I thought a fly landed on me for a second there!" (vs. Wan-Fu)
 * "There's no way a third-rate burglar could beat Earthquake, the super-duper genius thief! Grovel and beg for forgiveness all you want, I won't take you as my apprentice!" (vs. Yashamaru)
 * "Not too impressive for one who was destined to become Shogun! Maybe... I was just too strong? Hehe, geheheh!" (vs. Yoshitora)

Draw Quote

 * "I felt so sorry for you, I went easy on you! You should thank me!"

Intro Quote (Story Mode)

 * "Fool, you just flew into the fire! The treasures of this world are all mine!!"

Fateful Battle Pre-Dialogues
Darli Dagger
 * Earthquake: "Hm? Hahaha! Hey, pirate lady! You've collected a ton of treasure, right? Hand it over quick, before I make you regret it!"
 * Darli: "You think I'm a pirate, too? Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm no pirate. I'm a carpenter. And so what is it you want to steal from me? My tools?"

Galford
 * Galford: "So you're Earthquake! This treasure... don't tell me you're taking advantage of all this confusion for looting?! Then I will be the one to swing the hammer of justice down upon you!"
 * Earthquake: "Hm? What are you? You look familiar... maybe. Well, no matter. You're in my way, so I'll smash you, geheh!"

Win Quote (Story Mode)

 * "Huh?! What do you think you are, a pirate?! Don't use that skull emblem unless that's what you want people to think!" (vs. Darli)

Quote vs. Shizuka

 * "Huh? What are you? Whatever you are, you're getting in the way of my treasure hunt, so I'll smash you! Geheheheh!"

End Quotes (Story Mode)

 * "Hm? Is that all you've got? Well, I'm a long way from being satisfied!"
 * "I am the strongest warrior in the world! Nobody stands a chance against me!"
 * "I'm not finished yet! Perhaps a golden statue is in order for my next score... Gehehe!"