Mr. Big/Quotes


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Here is a list of quotes for Mr. Big

Art of Fighting

 * "About your sister, she's almost done climbing the stairway to heaven."

Art of Fighting 2

 * "Over so soon?" (taunt)
 * "Just be glad I didn't use my plumber's helper, pal!"
 * "Just as I thought, the power of my pole is positively preposterous!"
 * "Fighting gnats like you is a major pain in the..."
 * "To call you dumb would be an insult to dumb people."
 * "Let's say I know in which holes to put my pegs, pal!"
 * "It's a weapon, fatty, that only I can handle."
 * "Sticks or fists, I'll kick your monkey backside!"
 * "Coming from a pug like you... oh, I forgot my witty retort."
 * (mirror match) "You sure have a lot of courage with that getup there, pal."
 * (mirror match) "How would you like a namchuk in your nose?"
 * "I'm a Jungian, myself. Now to knock your super-ego off!"
 * "Don't blame me for your ignorance, toots."
 * "If you wish to keep that face the way it is, stay out of my way, toots!"
 * "Huh. The guy from Italy. Go back home, pal."
 * "Look, I don't have time to fight with Taoists."
 * "Your town? After all I did for you? Washing your car. Your dog. Why, you..."

Win Quotes

 * "I can beat you with one finger! Now stay out of my way, trash!"
 * "Thought yourselves heroes, huh? It's so funny, I'm crying!"
 * "I need a reason to fight? How 'bout your ugly mugs!"

Win Quotes

 * "BOR-ING… Come back after you've seen a real bloodbath!"
 * "Did you think you could beat ME?! Humph! You're a conceited one, aren't you?"
 * "Give up already. I'm no match for someone as weak as you."
 * "Heh heh heh. You really took it that round, didn't you?"
 * "Hey, what’s the matter? Enjoy yourself, your life is at stake!!"
 * "That's the difference between you and me!! You're better off crawling around on all fours!"
 * "What do you think? Wanna work for me? I'll treat you well..."
 * "You're not totally useless... But at this rate, the best you'll become is a bodyguard."
 * "Hey, Geese. Good job getting this far. I'll give you a rest... In eternal sleep!"
 * "Looks like you've become quite a coward. Pity... You used to be far more interesting."
 * "You're not worth anything to me anymore. Get out of here!!"
 * "Humph. There’s no way I’d lose in a kid’s playground!"