John Crawley/Quotes




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Pre-Battle Dialogue

 * "Come on! I'll crush you."

Win Quote

 * "What ya lookin' at? If you wanna start somethin', let's do it!"

Lose Quote

 * "You'll see my boss in the factory ahead."

Pre-Battle Dialogue
Eiji Kisaragi
 * John: "I have heard the ninja are very clever!"
 * Eiji: "Yup. Oh, look...! Your shoe is untied!"

Himself
 * John 1: "One John Crawley is enough in this crazy world."
 * John 2: "Hey, one is the loneliest number that you will ever know, pal!"

Jack Turner
 * John: "Oh boy! A victim to try my new move on."
 * Jack: "Don't make me laugh. The new army is old hat."

King
 * John: "Hey, you're a woman! Go back to the kitchen, babe!"
 * King: "Face it, sea boy! You're in love with me, right? Kiss... kiss."

Lee Pai Long
 * John: "I've seen too many jungle monkeys. I hate monkeys, die!"
 * Lee: "Hyo hyo hyo! I'm going to show you the terror of monkey rage."

Mickey Rogers
 * John: "Nice footwork and a nice build. Marry me, you fool!"
 * Micky: "Ooh, yuck. I'm gonna bust you up good."

Mr. Big
 * John: "Well, Big. I have to defeat you. Sorry!"
 * Mr. Big: "Don't be. I'm not worried because you can't! Hah hah."

Robert Garcia
 * John: "What's wrong, sonny... corporal got your tongue?!"
 * Robert: "Don't be silly. Hey, are those sunglasses expensive?!"

Ryo Sakazaki
 * John: "I'm going to teach you the true terrors of physical contact."
 * Ryo: "Thanks, sea boy. I should always keep up on my studies."

Takuma Sakazaki
 * John: "You're good, but you aren't in my league."
 * Takuma: "That's right! I gave up the bush league years ago."

Temjin
 * John: "If you fear not this blue blaze of terror, attack and burn."
 * Temjin: "Whoops! Dozed off again. Could you repeat that once again?"

Yuri Sakazaki
 * John: "Hey, girls who fight can't get boyfriends."
 * Yuri: "That's okay! With boys like you, I don't need one."

Win Quotes

 * "I've smelled napalm in the morning. You didn't scare me!"
 * "Will the disappointment never end? Wimps all!"
 * "You were quite good, but you lack identity. Nice sunglasses!" (Vs. Himself)

Special Stage Dialogue
Pre-Final Battle
 * Agent: "Mr. John Crawley? The Police Commissioner would like a word with you. Could you walk this way?"
 * John: "Really. Party, dude. Let's go. Can I drive?"

Geese Howard
 * Geese: "Corporal John Crawley."
 * John: "Nice digs ya got here. Am I on a hidden camera show?"
 * Geese: "Always the cool one. I am known as Geese Howard. I offer you work in my outfit. How about it?"
 * John: "Thanks but I quit the outfit. The blood, pain, cries of the young... We're fun but, it's time for peace, for love... Die!"

After-Battle
 * John: "What a cake walk for me. I've won it all!"
 * Geese: "Heh, it's all over."
 * John: "Eh! What the heck...?"
 * Servant: "This way, Mr. Geese."
 * Geese: "I have lost this time, but I will be back. For now, my farewell."
 * John: "Get back here! You weasel slime!"


 * Servant: "Mr. Geese, we are entering Japanese air space."
 * Geese: "I see. How goes Southtown?"
 * Servant: "Everything is going as planned. Just f-a-b, b-i-g g-u-y."
 * Geese: "Tell me more. Don't spell it out."
 * Servant: "OK, whoops, sorry. Anyway, it seems that Jeff Bogard is checking up on you and your actions. We don't know who this guy is."
 * Geese: "Take care of him. Rub him out."
 * Servant: "Rub him off. Got it."
 * Geese: "Out! Twit! Kill him and get me control of Southtown. I have invested too much in this to see my plans ended. The city will be mine. All mine. Wah hah haaaah."

Ending

 * John: "Whew! Just as I though. Hands down. The winner. Hey? General Thundertrunks! What're you doing here?"
 * Thundertrunks: "John, the President's canary is being held hostage in Syria. Only you can save poor Tweeter. How about it? One more time!"
 * John: "General, I'm touched. However, the life of Warrior-Patriot is not for me. It's tempting, But I say no."
 * Woman: "John! Do I have to wait all day? Hurry up! Hurry up or I'll leave you behind!"
 * John: "Wait, Snugglebuns. Sorry, General. Hasta la vista!"
 * Thundertrunks: "John! Think of poor Tweeter! Wait!"