Earthquake/Quotes


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Here is a list of quotes for Earthquake.

Pre-Battle Quotes

 * "Whenever you hide, my spear will find you."
 * "I'll clean my teeth with you."
 * "Oooh. You have a lot of meat on you.Bon appetite" (Vs. Himself)

Final Quote

 * "What? Over so soon? Hmmph! Not even a full serving."

Win Quotes

 * "Oh, like that hurt. My for a mosquito, you're tough."
 * "Quick draw. But not quick. Enough." (Fatal Finish)
 * "Whoops! Turned him into pulp. Not enough here for hamburger." (Special Finish)
 * "With your weight, heaven is an unlikely destination.." (Vs. Himself)

Before Battle

 * "He he he he he, aren't you skinny!?"
 * "He he he he he, you'd better on a diet!" (Vs. Himself)

Intro

 * "He he, I'll get the king's treasure!"

Win Quotes

 * "Gosh! I've made it mincemeat! He he he he he!"
 * "So I said you should've been on a diet! He he he he he!" (Vs. Himself)

Intro

 * "It is all mine, the treasure of the world."

Vs. Andrew
Pre-Battle
 * Andrew: "You must be Earthquake. Didn't expect to meet you here!"
 * Earthquake: "You came all the way over here to catch me?"
 * Andrew: "I need to take you back to America. Please?"
 * Earthquake: "Ghaha, you think? You'll have to say more than please!"

After-Battle
 * Earthquake: "You are a hip ninja!"
 * Andrew: "If you keep committing crimes, I'll really have to kill you!"
 * Earthquake: "What sort of dreamland do you live in? ...Gf! What's this."

Vs. Kusaregedo
Pre-Battle
 * Kusaregedo: "Wow, I hope you are all meat. You could be fattening!"
 * Earthquake: "Phsst, you are the one that's fat!"
 * Kusaregedo: "You look so tasty. Soft meat, tasty meat."
 * Earthquake: "C'mon, fat boy."

After-Battle
 * Earthquake: "Ha ha ha, you are too big and slow."
 * Kusaregedo: "Ahh, meat, my meat. Soft and juicy."
 * Earthquake: "You think you can eat me being that slow?"

Vs. Gaoh
Pre-Battle
 * Gaoh: "My lord will feed heartily on your ambitious spirit. I will grant one wish before you are destroyed! Such futility! You've got a purdy mouth. Come closer MMM, Yes."
 * Earthquake: "Get out of my way. I am so close to being super rich."

After-Battle
 * "A suitable way of killing you? Smell this! Thpthpthpthp!"

Ending

 * Earthquake: "That was easy. Japan's treasure is all mine. ...Hey guys, did you get all the treasure? Good, I don't think I see anyone else!"
 * Bandits: "I think we've got everybody!"
 * Earthquake: "Is that him again?"
 * Bandit: "Leader! This weird hole has opened! Gems, the likes of which I've never seen! In the hole!"
 * Earthquake: "A hole in the sky!! OK, get behind me, we're going through!"
 * Bandits: "Leader! Please wait for me!"
 * Earthquake: "OK, guys, just gather all you can."
 * Bandits: "OK."
 * Earthquake: "Wow, I have not seen anything like this. I cannot stop laughing. This is great."
 * Kuroko: "I was gonna close the gate to the devil world. Well, I guess it'll be alright, though it's wrong!"

Pre-Fight Dialogues
Akuma
 * Earthquake: "Oink! Looks like you don't have any money. Take a hike, buddy!"
 * Akuma: "Do you think I'd listen to a peasant like you?"
 * Earthquake: "What? Snort. Snort. If you're going to be snotty, let's go!"
 * Akuma: "Destroy!"

Athena
 * Earthquake: "Oh! You are one fine female specimen! I'll eat you up! Snort. Snort."
 * Athena: "Yeeks! That's disgusting!"

Balrog
 * Earthquake: "You make your living boxing, don't you? Show me your money!"
 * Balrog: "Are you trying to shake me down? Huh?! Are you stupid?!"
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Stupid? I'm looking at the fool. You simple-looking nub!"
 * Balrog: "I'm going to pummel you unrecognizable!"

Choi Bounge
 * Choi: "H-holy cow! You're bigger than Chang."
 * Earthquake: "Who're you, tiny? Got a deathwish?"
 * Choi: "Tiny?! Why you! I'll slice up you and sell you, buddy boy!"

Chun-Li
 * Chun-Li: "Why not stop stealing and get a real job! With a body like that, you'd get work anywhere."
 * Earthquake: "Cackling harpy! You're going down!"
 * Chun-Li: "Give it your best shot, bacon head!"
 * Earthquake: "Your wish is my command. Let's get it done! Snort, snort!"

Dan Hibiki
 * Dan: "Hey, you, hog head! If you want to be as strong as I am. ...Be my disciple!"
 * Earthquake: "Why you! Just who do you think you're talking to? Seems you want to die!"

Demitri Maximov
 * Demitri: "Ugly beings have no reason to draw breath. I sentence you to death!"
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Oooh, boy, am I hungry!"

Dhalsim
 * Earthquake: "Hey, a walking twig! One of my snorts would blow you away!"
 * Dhalsim: "Size is no measure of one's strength. What matters is the power of your soul."
 * Earthquake: "Snort! Soul? You silly shaman. Don't make me laugh."
 * Dhalsim: "To know true strength you must first know your own weakness."
 * Earthquake: "And How do I do that?
 * Dhalsim: "Yoga!"

Geese Howard
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Snort. I'll do away with you then the gold's mine!"
 * Geese: "Hmph! It's a plan! Put 'em up!"

Genjuro Kibagami
 * Earthquake: "Why you're Genjyuro! What're you doing here?"
 * Genjuro: "Brigand... Bottom dweller..."
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Snort. You're a nuisance. I'll crush you!"

Goenitz
 * Goenitz: "Do you believe in the Orochi?"
 * Earthquake: "Hah! Pagan gods. I place my faith in nothing but money!"

Guile
 * Guile: "Are you an American?"
 * Earthquake: "Sure am. It's great to meet a fellow countryman. Nice to meet you."
 * Guile: "Sorry, pal. You disgrace the USA!"
 * Earthquake: "What did you say?"
 * Guile: "Choose your weapon! I can destroy you with one hand behind me!"
 * Earthquake: "You've gone too far! It's the trough for you!"

Himself
 * Earthquake: "Snort... You look terrible."
 * Earthquake: "Snort... Don't you have a mirror?"

Honki ni Natta Mr. Karate
 * Earthquake: "Hey, that mask looks pretty valuable... Then again, maybe not."
 * Mr. Karate: "It's my treasure!"
 * Earthquake: "Well then, hand it over. Snort!"

Hugo
 * Earthquake: "Hey, big guy! You got quite a build! Show me your stuff!"
 * Poison: "Now, hold on there! All business talk goes through me first."
 * Earthquake: "Back off, woman! I'll deal with this"
 * Poison: "Why you! Now I'm mad! We won't lose!"
 * Hugo: "You look tough. We'll be glad to have you with us!"

Iori Yagami
 * Iori: "...Back off, warthog."
 * Earthquake: "Snoooooort!"
 * Iori: "So you wish to die, eh?"

Kasumi Todoh
 * Kasumi: "P.U.! What stinks?"
 * Earthquake: "Stinks? Eat this! Arrgh!"
 * Kasumi: "Th-that nose! Prepare yourself, piggy!"

Ken Masters
 * Ken: "Hey, pal, you should cut down on the fat. Don't you think?"
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Snort. Another thin toad croaks his mind!"
 * Ken: "I'm light my feet, but being called a toad by a pig...Agh!"
 * Earthquake: "Pipe down, toad, and let me stomp you!"

Kim Kaphwan
 * Kim: "Now here's a candidate for rehabilitation..."
 * Earthquake: "Who are you, freak? Want to die?"
 * Kim: "I'm gonna straighten out your warped personality!"
 * Earthquake: "No one's going to change my ways, fool!"

Kyo Kusanagi
 * Kyo: "And what are you all about, prune face?"
 * Earthquake: "Why you... I'll mash you!"

M. Bison
 * Bison: "You have such speed for a big body! Ever consider a job with me and Shadawloo?"
 * Earthquake: "Doesn't sound too bad."
 * Bison: "Hmph. You're quick. Smarter than you look."
 * Earthquake: "If you let me be the ceo, I'd consider joining your group."
 * Bison: "I hate impudence. Know your place, or pay the price."
 * Earthquake: "Gah ha ha! Bring it on, big chin!"

Mai Shiranui
 * Mai: "Yikes! Now that is one obese belly!"
 * Earthquake: "Gah, f, f, f. You're a bit too bulgy in places, too!"
 * Mai: "Oh, how rude! You can't compare my bulges with yours!"

Mars People
 * Mars People: "Beep boop boop bop!"
 * Earthquake: "You're gonna be sashimi!"

Mr. Karate
 * Mr. Karate: "This guy's a blockhead."
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Snort."
 * Mr. Karate: "Read a book, clown."
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Snort."

Red Arremer
 * Earthquake: "Looks like there's no money to be found here."
 * Red Arremer: "Gyah-gyah!"
 * Earthquake: "Snort! Wh-who are you?"

Riot of the Blood Iori
 * Iori: "Ooh-whoa-whoa!"
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Oiiiink!"

Ryo Sakazaki
 * Ryo: "Hey, I just thought it was a good idea."
 * Earthquake: "Snort. You're quite the little pest, huh?"
 * Ryo: "Pretty keen trinket you got there, pal."
 * Earthquake: "Just the thing to slice and dice the likes of you. Come on, I'll show you."

Ryu
 * Ryu: "A bad guy face... Bad guy clothes..."
 * Earthquake: "What did you say? Do you want to die?"
 * Ryu: "And bad guy banter. I must therefore guess: You are a villain!"
 * Earthquake: "You're a real comedian!"

Sagat
 * Earthquake: "Hey, you kick boxers must have a lot of cash. Snort. Just leave it with me and you can walk away."
 * Sagat: "Defeat me and you'll get enough money to play around a while."
 * Earthquake: "Snort. Really? If you're lying, I'll take more than money!"
 * Sagat: "Commoner. In the end, I guess you're just one of the many..."

Shiki
 * Earthquake: "Snort... You're a spunky one! Come to me!"
 * Shiki: "...You... Are dead..."

Shin Akuma
 * Earthquake: "I don't know, but being stared at really freaks me out!"
 * Akuma: "I'll fling you into hell in a flash!"

Tessa
 * Tessa: "Ooh, what a stench! Bo, halitosis, unwashed clothing. A potpourri!"
 * Earthquake: "Just who stinks? Oink! Snort!"
 * Tessa: "A creature that emits such a foul stench... It's a first!"
 * Earthquake: "Want to get another bop in the chops? Snort! Snort!"
 * Tessa: "You mean you can stink even more? How intriguing... But I've had enough of you and your odor."
 * Earthquake: "Snort! I'll make sure you get more of me!"

Terry Bogard
 * Earthquake: "Hey, boy. Put 'em up!"
 * Terry: "Huh? Are you human? I thought you were a pig statue!"
 * Earthquake: "You and me! I'll mince you up!"

Vega
 * Vega: "What is this? Is this walking glob of mean a human?"
 * Earthquake: "W-why you! I'll smoosh you!"
 * Vega: "I haven't had such an ugly foe in quite a while. You'll die slowly!"

Violent Ken
 * Ken: "Ooh-goooooh."
 * Earthquake: "What's wrong? Want me to end your misery? OK. Whenever you like!"

Zero
 * Earthquake: "Nice threads you got. How about undressing and handing them over?"
 * Zero: "Pass."
 * Earthquake: "Snort. You'd rather have me remove them, then?"

Win Quotes

 * "Goo hoo hoo hoo. You can't compare me to other louts you've met!"
 * "Hmph! Leave me your money. Then am-scray, oof-day!"
 * "If you want to be strong like me, you gotta eat like a champ! Snort, oink!"
 * "What's this, then? Is this all you got?!"
 * "Gah ha ha. A big guy like you has got a lot to offer." (vs. Hugo)
 * "Well, how 'bout some grub. Hey there, sonny. Put a few prawns on the barbie!" (vs. Kyo/Iori/Ken)

Story Prologue
''Word of the scourge befalling Japan quickly made its way overseas. However, only one man welcomed the news with a sense of delight -- nefarious delight. The infamous bandit, Earthquake, knew the land held treasures primed for plunder. And so, with underlings in tow, he eagerly journeyed forth into darkness.''

Generic Win Quotes (Also vs. Mina, Iroha, Warden, Gongsun Li & Hibiki)

 * "Geheheh! Thanks for giving another opportunity to prove my strength!"
 * "What? Are you trying to say something? Maybe that's why you're so weak. You waste your time thinking about nonsense!"
 * "Bwahahahahaha! What kind of blithering idiot challenges me to a fight without knowing my strength?!"
 * "You're so useless, you bore me to tears. Try imitating my moves some more! Geheh!"
 * "Hard work? Guts? Geheheh! You thought you could beat me with that? You need talent. T-A-L-E-N-T, talent! Gehe!"
 * "My style is unmatched! My arms and legs are as long as they are powerful, so look out, small fry!"

Specific Win Quotes

 * "You're nothing but skin and bones! A strong breeze could blow you away! Don't you wish you had a perfect body like me?" (vs. Basara)
 * "" (vs. Cham Cham)
 * "Huh?! You don't have any treasure on ya! I don't need any stupid rose!" (vs. Charlotte)
 * "Geheheh! And now I'll sell off your stuff... huh? Damn, that's heavy!" (vs. Darli)
 * "Ah! You! You were that little kid with the dog, during that annoying training session! I just... can't remember your name! Ah, hahahaaa!" (vs. Galford)
 * "Geheh, too bad. If you were just a little meeker, I would've made you one of my henchmen." (vs. Genjuro)
 * "How did you except a little ninja like you to beat Earthquake, the most powerful ninja of them all?! Geheheh!" (vs. Hanzo)
 * "A samurai, you say? Ninjas are stronger than samurais! And I'm the strongest ninja of them all!" (vs. Haohmaru)
 * "You look all right when there's no one else to compare you to, huh, fatty?! But, next to me, you look like crap! Geheheh!" (vs. Himself)
 * "Yagyu Shinkage school? Hmm, nope. Never heard of it!" (vs. Jubei)
 * "Is that simple ninjutsu the best you can do? It took me about an hour to master all that stuff!" (vs. Kazuki)
 * "You're just a one-trick pony, fool! Look at me, I've got the fire and the gas!" (vs. Kyoshiro)
 * "I punished you with this perfect physique! You should thank me, bwahaha!" (vs. Nakoruru)
 * "Foolish small fry. Cold won't work on my perfect body!" (vs. Rimururu)
 * "Whoa! You've got a ton of treasure on you! Don't worry, I'll take it all off your hands!" (vs. Ruixiang)
 * "What a weird tattoo. Hey, is that a treasure map? Ah, cool! I'll go get it for you!" (vs. Shiki)
 * "Hehe, sorry, sorry. You're so small, I stepped on you and smooshed you like a frog." (vs. Shizumaru)
 * "You call yourself a genius?! No one's more talented than me, though, geheheh!" (vs. Sogetsu)
 * "The Palenke Stone? A holy rock? Ah, hehe... Sounds fun! I'll add it to my list of treasures!" (vs. Tam Tam)
 * "I'm too quick for your pathetically slow moves, Dummy! Tee-hee!" (vs. Ukyo)
 * "Huh? You're so weak, I thought a fly landed on me for a second there!" (vs. Wan-Fu)
 * "There's no way a third-rate burglar could beat Earthquake, the super-duper genius thief! Grovel and beg for forgiveness all you want, I won't take you as my apprentice!" (vs. Yashamaru)
 * "Not too impressive for one who was destined to become Shogun! Maybe... I was just too strong? Hehe, geheheh!" (vs. Yoshitora)

Draw Quote

 * "I felt so sorry for you, I went easy on you! You should thank me!"

Intro Quote (Story Mode)

 * "Fool, you just flew into the fire! The treasures of this world are all mine!!"

Fateful Battle Pre-Dialogues
Darli Dagger
 * Earthquake: "Hm? Hahaha! Hey, pirate lady! You've collected a ton of treasure, right? Hand it over quick, before I make you regret it!"
 * Darli: "You think I'm a pirate, too? Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm no pirate. I'm a carpenter. And so what is it you want to steal from me? My tools?"

Galford
 * Galford: "So you're Earthquake! This treasure... don't tell me you're taking advantage of all this confusion for looting?! Then I will be the one to swing the hammer of justice down upon you!"
 * Earthquake: "Hm? What are you? You look familiar... maybe. Well, no matter. You're in my way, so I'll smash you, geheh!"

Win Quote (Story Mode)

 * "Huh?! What do you think you are, a pirate?! Don't use that skull emblem unless that's what you want people to think!" (vs. Darli)

Quote vs. Shizuka

 * "Huh? What are you? Whatever you are, you're getting in the way of my treasure hunt, so I'll smash you! Geheheheh!"

Story Epilogue
''Earthquake is unable to believe his eyes. He only blinked for a moment to shield his eyes from the flash of light, yet it was as if that otherworldly place never existed. All he can see is the sheer beauty of the flower petals drifting to the ground. Was the fight all a dream, or was it actually real? As he doubts his own eyes and mind, he struggles to accept the events he experienced just moments ago. Later that night, in an effort to put it all behind him, he and his crew take a inventory of their newfound treasure trove. There is nothing like gold, silver and a fully belly to take a bandit's mind off his troubles. "Say, boss. What treasures will we seek next?" So asked his eager band of now fat and merry men, as Earthquake's mind was still pondering their recent victory. "This island nation of Japan is still ripe for the plunder. As long as there's treasure to be found, our lust for loot will never be satisfied!" The eyes of Earthquake's eyes glitter like gold as he speaks. And so, they set their sights on plotting the next heist. They had traveled the world in search of treasure, but for now, they will remain in Japan for a while longer.''

End Quotes (Story Mode)

 * "Hm? Is that all you've got? Well, I'm a long way from being satisfied!"
 * "I am the strongest warrior in the world! Nobody stands a chance against me!"
 * "I'm not finished yet! Perhaps a golden statue is in order for my next score... Gehehe!"