Kukri/Quotes

Here is a list of quotes for Kukri.

Pre-Battle Dialogues
Iori Yagami
 * Kukri: "You're the heir to the Yagami clan? Just give the hell up. I don't have time for battles I already know I'm gonna win."
 * Iori: "You miserable maggot... You disgust me!"
 * Kukri: "Looks like this dumbass just doesn't get it. Your group is nothing but a bunch of crazy assholes. I should put a leash on everyone in your garbage-ass group and cage you losers up."
 * Iori: "Remember those words... They'll be your last."

Kyo Kusanagi
 * Kukri: "Go ahead and throw this match, you Kusanagi clan douchebag. I'm only here to get to the finals. It's a waste of my time, having to beat all of you one by one. C'mon, hurry up and say something."
 * Kyo: "Hmm? Well, aren't you an embarrassment...? I'm not sure if it's brave or dumb of you to suggest I take a dive on global, live broadcast."
 * Kukri: "Heh, another dickhead who doesn't get it. This bullshit job is such a hassle."
 * Kyo: "I don't care why you're here. But as an officially selected fighter, you'd better show me a good time..."
 * Kukri: "Show you a good time? What the hell are you talking about? What, are you stupid? You probably took too many hits to the head. Management should look into shitheads like this and ban them in advance..."

Shun'ei
 * Kukri: "...You bastard."
 * Shun'ei: "What're you looking at?! Not that I can really see your face..."
 * Kukri: "Nothing..."
 * Shun'ei: "Um, I don't get you."

Cutscenes
Antonov Appears - Team Official Invitation
 * (Antonov is defeated as he collapses to his knees)
 * Antonov: "*Pant*... *Pant*... Gahh! Whew."
 * Yakov: "B-Boss! Don't overdo it!"
 * Antonov: "*Gasp, pant*...P-Perfect... Th-This...B...Belt... is yours... Huh?"
 * Yakov: "Whoa..."
 * (the sky around the arena darkens as lightning strikes Antonov...)
 * Antonov: "Ahh!"
 * (...flinging him to the camera)
 * Antonov: "Ugh!"
 * (the crowd starts to panic in terror as the arena darkens more)
 * Yakov: "Boss!! Aaah!"
 * (the arena debris falls on Yakov, who barely escapes, now left to watch Verse's appearance in terror)
 * Yakov: "Whoa..."
 * (Verse appears in front of Yakov)
 * Kukri: "It's gone just as planned...so far."
 * (Mian cups her chin)
 * Mian: "There was nothing in the contract about what came after the championship..."
 * (Mian changes her current mask to a white one with a big black question mark on it out of confusion)
 * Mian: "Does this have something to do with NESTS?"
 * Sylvie: "No, no. Absolutely nothing to do with NESTS. Absolutely nothing... Probably..."
 * Verse: "All... all... all of it... destruction..."
 * Kukri: "So it's inside there..."
 * Verse: "RAAAARRRHHH."
 * (Verse unleashes a barrage of souls on the arena...)
 * Antonov: "Look out!"
 * (...one of which was meant for an Antonov fan but Antonov instead takes the hit)
 * Antonov: "Raaah!"
 * Fan: "Mr. Champion!"
 * Antonov: "I-I'm OK... Don't worry 'bout me..."
 * Fan: "Mr. Champion..."
 * Antonov: "No... I'm no champion anymore... A real champion... beats the monster... *Groan*"
 * Yakov: "Bossssss!"
 * Fan: "No, Mr. Champion!"
 * Sylvie: "WHAT?! The boss died!"
 * (Mian changes her mask to a Cyclops mask)
 * Mian: "How will we get paid?"
 * Kukri: "No, look closer. He's still moving a bit."
 * (Mian walks forward while cracking her knuckles)
 * Mian: "First we beat the monster in front of us, then..."
 * Sylvie: "Right. Let's do exactly that!"
 * (Mian takes off her mask and assumes her fighting stance)
 * Mian: "This is more of a private matter, but we'll treat it like it's in the contract."
 * Clemence: "W-Well! It's getting quite intense."
 * (Clemence looks back to see Verse)
 * Clemence: "What on earth is happening?"
 * (The TV camera focuses on Verse as it assumes a humanoid form)
 * Clemence: "A mysterious phenomenon has appeared out of nowhere! It seems to be taking on a human form."
 * (Verse completes its transformation)
 * Verse: "RRRRAAAGGHHH..."
 * (Upon completing the transformation, Verse unleashes two fiery fists from the hollow point in its torso)
 * Verse: "VERRRRSE."
 * (Clemence looks back at the camera)
 * Clemence: "How should we interpret these events?! To our viewers around the world, this is Clemence Bellamy with AMBC, bringing you the news at great risk."

Antonov Appears - Team Japan
 * (Antonov is defeated as he collapses to his knees
 * Antonov: "*Pant*... *Pant*... Gahh! Whew."
 * Yakov: "B-Boss! Don't overdo it!"
 * Antonov: "*Gasp, pant*...P-Perfect... Th-This...B...Belt... is yours... Huh?"
 * Yakov: "Whoa..."
 * (the sky around the arena darkens as lightning strikes Antonov...)
 * Antonov: "Ahh!"
 * (...flinging him to the camera)
 * Antonov: "Ugh!"
 * (the crowd starts to panic in terror as the arena darkens more)
 * Yakov: "Boss!! Aaah!"
 * (the arena debris falls on Yakov, who barely escapes, now left to watch Verse's appearance in terror)
 * Yakov: "Whoa..."
 * (Verse appears in front of Yakov)
 * Kyo: "So this is the thing my dad was talking about. Is that right?! Tung!"
 * Tung: "Hmm..."
 * Nakoruru: "If we can't stop it before it materializes, things are going to get difficult."
 * Kukri: "Inside that..."
 * Verse: "All... all... all of it... destruction... RAAAARRRHHH."
 * (Verse unleashes a barrage of souls on the arena...)
 * Antonov: "Look out!"
 * (...one of which was meant for an Antonov fan but Antonov instead takes the hit)
 * Antonov: "Raaah!"
 * Fan: "Mr. Champion!"
 * Antonov: "I-I'm OK... Don't worry 'bout me..."
 * Fan: "Mr. Champion..."
 * Antonov: "No... I'm no champion anymore... A real champion... beats the monster... *Groan*"
 * Yakov: "Bossssss!"
 * Fan: "No, Mr. Champion!"
 * Benimaru: "What should we do? It's up to us now."
 * Daimon: "We are the Kings of Fighters."
 * Kyo: "Right... Let's give him hell, just like a king should!"
 * Clemence: "W-Well! It's getting quite intense."
 * (Clemence looks back to see Verse)
 * Clemence: "What on earth is happening?"
 * (The TV camera focuses on Verse as it assumes a humanoid form)
 * Clemence: "A mysterious phenomenon has appeared out of nowhere! It seems to be taking on a human form."
 * (Verse completes its transformation)
 * Verse: "RRRRAAAGGHHH..."
 * (Upon completing the transformation, Verse unleashes two fiery fists from the hollow point in its torso)
 * Verse: "VERRRRSE."
 * (Clemence looks back at the camera)
 * Clemence: "How should we interpret these events?! To our viewers around the world, this is Clemence Bellamy with AMBC, bringing you the news at great risk."
 * (Nakoruru assumes her fighting stance but is thwarted by Tung)
 * Tung: "No."
 * Nakoruru: "Hm?"
 * (Nakoruru turns her attention to Tung, who then turns his attention to Team Japan)
 * Tung: "Let them take care of it."

Antonov Appears - Team Another World
 * (Antonov is defeated as he collapses to his knees
 * Antonov: "*Pant*... *Pant*... Gahh! Whew."
 * Yakov: "B-Boss! Don't overdo it!"
 * Antonov: "*Gasp, pant*...P-Perfect... Th-This...B...Belt... is yours... Huh?"
 * Yakov: "Whoa..."
 * (the sky around the arena darkens as lightning strikes Antonov...)
 * Antonov: "Ahh!"
 * (...flinging him to the camera)
 * Antonov: "Ugh!"
 * (the crowd starts to panic in terror as the arena darkens more)
 * Yakov: "Boss!! Aaah!"
 * (the arena debris falls on Yakov, who barely escapes, now left to watch Verse's appearance in terror)
 * Yakov: "Whoa..."
 * (Verse appears in front of Yakov)
 * Nakoruru: "Love! Mui Mui!"
 * Love: "Is this the thing that Nakoruru followed here?!"
 * Mui Mui: "Alright, I'm gonna knock him out!"
 * (the trio observe Verse for a while)
 * Nakoruru: "The past, present, future... Hatred and lose souls have gathered here from all around. They plan on being resurrected into this age."
 * Kukri: "Inside that..."
 * Verse: "All... all... all of it... destruction..."
 * Mui Mui: "So it's full of evil, like a bad Chinese dumpling!"
 * Love: "...Um, what? But if we take that idiot down, everything will be fixed and we can go home in peace."
 * Nakoruru: "Right. Something happened in this world's past that disrupted both time and space. It still seems incomplete. If we can beat it now..."
 * Verse: "RAAAARRRHHH."
 * (Verse unleashes a barrage of souls on the arena...)
 * Antonov: "Look out!"
 * (...one of which was meant for an Antonov fan but Antonov instead takes the hit)
 * Antonov: "Raaah!"
 * Fan: "Mr. Champion!"
 * Antonov: "I-I'm OK... Don't worry 'bout me..."
 * Fan: "Mr. Champion..."
 * Antonov: "No... I'm no champion anymore... A real champion... beats the monster... *Groan*"
 * Yakov: "Bossssss!"
 * Fan: "No, Mr. Champion!"
 * Mui Mui: "Ow, that looked painful."
 * Love: "He's a big guy, he'll be fine."
 * Nakoruru: "OK everyone, brace yourselves."
 * Clemence: "W-Well! It's getting quite intense."
 * (Clemence looks back to see Verse)
 * Clemence: "What on earth is happening?"
 * (The TV camera focuses on Verse as it assumes a humanoid form)
 * Clemence: "A mysterious phenomenon has appeared out of nowhere! It seems to be taking on a human form."
 * (Verse completes its transformation)
 * Verse: "RRRRAAAGGHHH..."
 * (Upon completing the transformation, Verse unleashes two fiery fists from the hollow point in its torso)
 * Verse: "VERRRRSE."
 * (Clemence looks back at the camera)
 * Clemence: "How should we interpret these events?! To our viewers around the world, this is Clemence Bellamy with AMBC, bringing you the news at great risk."

Generic Win Quotes

 * "Hehehehe... Heh."
 * "Hey dickhead, don't let me see you again."
 * "Now you're just another loser, too."
 * "Hehehe, today's cloudy with a chance of sandstorm."
 * "Maybe I should take a photo."
 * "Well done. You didn't get in my way at all."
 * "There are too many annoying people in this competition."
 * "I've felt sick since this morning, but it didn't give you an edge at all."
 * "Quick, get 'em to a doctor."
 * "You’re a sore loser. The fight was decided before it began."
 * "Hmph, you were beaten so easily... Thanks, I guess."
 * "Quit stalling. What are you, a politician?!"
 * "Regret this while you're sinking in quicksand..."
 * "Hehehe, I'll put your email address on the net..."
 * "Total bullshit."
 * "I thought you were a talking garbage dump."
 * "Hehe, not what you expected from all your hard work and effort, huh."
 * "You're like a turd boiled in sewage and left out overnight. Nasty."
 * "Having my time wasted by a loser like this. Just like my fortune said this morning."
 * "I hope everyone learns to lose as quickly as you."
 * "You're basically just garbage."
 * "Don’t you get that you're wasting time when you're desperate?"
 * "You're really strong for a nobody."
 * "You're slow on the uptake. You had plenty of chances to give up."
 * "You're no 'martial artist'. You're just flailing around."

Specific Win Quotes (Normal Charcters)

 * "Hmm, sexy..." (vs. Ángel)
 * "Stop wasting electricity." (vs. Benimaru)
 * "The more you drink, the stronger you get; that's doping." (vs. Chin)
 * "I'll make sure you choke permanently from all that sand in your mask." (vs. Dinosaur)
 * "The feeling of sand between your sweaty skin and that leather must be nasty as hell." (vs. K')
 * "Is it justice to kick people? I said, is it justice to kick people?!" (vs. Kim)
 * "You’re out of fire, dumbass Kusanagi." (vs. Kyo)
 * "Your strategy of hiding and provoking hallucinations with your swaying ended in failure." (vs. Mai)
 * "B-Beautiful!" (vs. Mature)
 * "If your precision machinery isn't protected from sand, this is what you get." (vs. Maxima)
 * "It's said that sleeping too much has many harmful effects. Watch your back, douchebag." (vs. Meitenkun)
 * "That panda pouch really is cute." (vs. Mui Mui)
 * "A boxer? Stick to taking punches instead of doling them out, sandbag." (vs. Nelson)
 * "You're a noisy one. Why don't you realize those shouts and explosions are disturbing the neighbors?" (vs. Ralf)
 * "Amplified... Specter..." (vs. Shun'ei)
 * "Quit your yapping, you stupid little mutt." (vs. Terry)
 * "Abadurmigera Boneksten." (vs. Xanadu)
 * "Grandma Flowerbloom!" (vs. Zarina)

Specific Win Quotes (Bosses)

 * "You didn't say not to kick your ass." (vs. Antonov)
 * "You made that difficult. I have business with what’s inside of you." (vs. Verse)

Specific Win Quotes (DLC Characters)

 * "Emergency. Operation failed. I'll send you back to base right away." (vs. Heidern)
 * "You weren't invited, shadow geezer." (vs. Oswald)
 * "Anyway, that whip... I don't mind it." (vs. Whip)

Intro Quote (Story Mode)

 * "Today's weather: severe sandstorms."

Pre-Battle Dialogues
Antonov
 * Antonov: "Hey, how ya doing? I was gonna invite you for some food, but I couldn't get a holda you. Sylvie doesn't even know your details — Oh! Don't tell me you don't even have a cell phone?"
 * Kukri: "I'm not some attention-seeker like you who gives out personal information like gum. Leaving a trail in this age is the dumbest thing you can do. Hiding my contact info is basically an act of self-defense. So don't treat me like I'm some primate, you dumb boomer!"

Dolores


 * Dolores: "I see you've made it this far, Kukri."
 * Kukri: "If you think this is gonna work, you're speaking out of your ass, teach. Using the Amplified Specter as bait is all kinds of dangerous!"
 * Dolores: "I am aware of the risks. This is the last remaining hope for our world. If you mean to interfere, I won't hold back. Not even for a student."

Shun'ei
 * Kukri: "Tch, the Amplified Specter... Is this another plot?"
 * Shun'ei: "I thought there was something about you. You know something about my power, don't you? What's this amp-thing you're talking about? You're gonna tell me everything."
 * Kukri: "No. I could explain with sock puppets and you still wouldn't understand. Resign yourself to a sandy tomb, Amplified Specter. That's the best a nobody like you can hope for."

Sylvie Paula Paula
 * Sylvie: "I've finally got you, Kukri! I can't believe you showed up without telling me and Mian! You're breaking all kinds of friendship laws right now!"
 * Kukri: "Damn it, why're you here?! Listen, shrimp, I'm not interested in being playmates with you. Go back to that cheapskate and leave me alone, 'cause you're breaking all kinds of ANNOYANCE laws right now!"

Generic Win Quotes

 * "Quit squirming. Battle's over."
 * "You're a dumbass weakling. But, hey, at least you didn't annoy me."
 * "Someone get this loser a doctor."
 * "Great for burying trash; bad for my clothes."
 * "And today's lucky color is... sandy beige!"
 * "How do you like shriveling up in the sand?"
 * "Thanks for drawing out the fight, dipshit!"
 * "Don't get too close! Remember to fight by keeping at least six feet apart."
 * "Is there a rule at this tournament that says every opponent's gotta be annoying as hell?"
 * "That was a waste of time and energy. Apologize to me and physics!"
 * "Just looking at you pisses me off. So, piss off."
 * "Hey, managament? Can we get a rule to prolonging the fight for no damned good reason?"
 * "This has to be a mistake... No way I'm supposed to fight someone so weak."
 * "Is there a rule at this tournament that says every opponent's gotta be annoying as hell?"
 * "I was having a bad day, then you came along and ruined it. I should sue this damn place!"
 * "To commemorate this moment, I posted your image online... You're welcome."
 * "Accept the fact that you're nothing a bottom feeder."
 * "A bullshit ending for a bullshit fight."
 * "Look at you, all flustered and dripping with sweat. You're a joke."
 * "Heh, I should find out your address and send you a gift. Payment on delivery, of course."
 * "Nobodies should stick to being nobodies and quit getting in the way of somebodies."

Specific Win Quotes (Story Mode) (Base Roster)

 * "Who the hell uses a cell phone anymore, gramps? Congratulations. You officially belong in a museum." (vs. Antonov)
 * "If you caused this bat crazy shit because you messed with time and space, then you'd better get on your knees and apologize." (vs. Ash)
 * "You think a third-rate act like you can win new fans with a dumb costume change?" (vs. Athena)
 * "Trying to make me laugh by dancing like a dumbass? Fail." (vs. Chizuru)
 * "You never listen; you just spit out whatever crap you want. When're you gonna learn, teach?" (vs. Dolores)
 * "! With a riding crop, that would've been perfect!" (vs. Elisabeth)
 * "Spraying grafitti on public property's a crime, idiot. Now, try acting your age and clean it off." (vs. Isla)
 * "I was considerate enough to bury that freak in the underwear in the sand." (vs. Joe)
 * "Whoa, whoa, you brought guns to the fight? In your BODY? Hey, who let this cheat in here?!" (vs. Krohnen)
 * "You're a total perv, chasing after married tail like that. Take a cue from me, a true gentleman." (vs. Ramón)
 * "Before studying Kyokugen, how about reining in that pain in the ass sister of yours?" (vs. Ryo)
 * "You gotta lot to say for someone who doesn't know shit. Desperate for attention much?" (vs. Shun'ei)
 * "Looking fiiiiiiine..." (vs. Vanessa)
 * "As a special gift, I'm giving you the right to ask for a rematch. So go grab that whip! Crack it!" (vs. Whip)
 * "Your lame-ass fighting is being broadcast worldwide. Flex for the camera, meathead." (vs. Yashiro)

Specific Win Quotes (Story Mode) (Season 1 DLC Characters)

 * "Wanna ease off the heavy punches, asswipe?!" (vs. Darli)
 * "Hoo boy. Nice..." (vs. Jenet)
 * "Quit stealing my act! Get your own, dumbass!" (vs. Orochi Chris)
 * "Tch! Anyone else would've fallen for your pyschological crap." (vs. Rock)
 * "A no-good punk like you shouldn't be given screen time. Don't want kids getting influenced by your dumbass shtick." (vs. Yamazaki)

Specific Win Quotes (Season 2 DLC Characters)

 * "With that righteous attitude, you better be extra careful not to get ratioed online. On my level, though, I don't even read comments before replying to them." (vs. Kim)
 * "Wait, you're Kyo's disciple? What are ya, an idiot? A buffoon? Don't you know that twerp has less spiritual power in his entire body than I do in my pink -- Ohh, he's just using you. Now that's just sad." (vs. Shingo)
 * "Don't go 'round calling people your friend, asshole! Ever heard of personal space?" (vs. Sylvie)

Specific Win Quotes (Versus Mode)

 * "Our contract is finished, right? If you keep acting like a dumbass, I'll take it up with the proper authorities." (vs. Antonov)
 * "Didn't your sister teach you to stop grinning like an idiot? Learn some manners already." (vs. Ash)
 * "Those spirits suck! They ignore me, but do whatever you want. You got good dirt on them?" (vs. Dolores)
 * "You ever considered how that bird feels carrying your ass everywhere?" (vs. Nakoruru)
 * "Y'know what...? Not bad!" (vs. Orochi Shermie)
 * "It's both cruel and inhumane to draw me in, then toss me away like that. A guy's get his pride, y'know?" (vs. Shermie)
 * "Take them headphones off when you're being spoken to, you dumbass brat! Quit fighting and learn some manners!" (vs. Shun'ei)

Specific Win Quotes (Bosses)

 * "Don't just turn up and act like you're the shit. Piss off back to the other side of space and time." (vs. Otoma=Raga)
 * "Unlike my so-called instructor, I couldn't give two shits about you. Get lost, and take that low-rate energy with you!" (vs. Re Verse)

Prologue Quotes

 * "Bonjour, Mesdemoiselles... It's no use trying to escape. This a pocket dimension of my own making. Lower life forms like you two stand no chance here. If you pests want to be free from this world, you must take part in my special event and battle your way to victory. Mwahahahaha!"
 * "Damn you! I'm going to give you a beating so bad it will increase the game's age rating!"
 * "Gah! What are you even doing here, reject?! You weren't invited! This party is limited to ladies I have ranked at least a 9 or higher!" (in most prologues with Sylvie)
 * "Crap, they figured it out!"
 * "Mwahahahah! My power has successfully defanged the Legendary Wolf and turned him into my own sexy bae! Fear my power!" (in some prologues with Terry)
 * "You should know better than to offer up the right answer right at the start! It kills the tension! I guess I shouldn't expect any better from a third-rate idol!" (in some prologues with Athena)
 * "I've had enough of you annoying pests! Resign yourself to defeat and join my collection!"
 * "Hmph! I-I have had enough of you arrogant seductresses!" (in some prologues with Luong, Shermie & Mai)
 * "You have me to thank for all of your fashion coordination! Show some gratitude!"
 * "To think that you started off as the cute little sister character, but ended up mastering Haoh Shoukou Ken in less than a year! That abduction was nothing but a ruse, wasn't it!? Wasn't it!?" (in some prologues with Yuri)

Mid-Scenes

 * "Mwahahah! Ah, that's right. I should explain to the losers watching what exactly is going on. The evil statue will merge this pocket dimension with reality once it has reclaimed its power. The source of the energy? The fear and despair of our beautiful contestants! To put it in laymen terms, this statue is absorbing the energy exuded from the battles between these beautiful fighters. And once enough energy has been collected, this powerful world of mine will break through the boundaries of reality! Once that is accomplished, mademoiselles around the world will be added to my collection! Mwahahahah!"
 * "Mwahahah! Lalalalala~ Un deux!"
 * "Mwahahaha... Everything is going according to plan...I just need to leech off the fear of two more people and my goal will be completed...I will teach you the true meaning of fear... Fetishism Explosion!"



Boss Scenes

 * "I shall suck all the energy from the weak until they are naught but sand sculptures for my collection! Shed your tears! Scream your fears! Let them ring out through your fears!"
 * "I-Impossible... I control this world! I shouldn't be able to lose! I guess the power of my imagination is still lacking...H-How could this happen? I-It wasn't supposed to be this way!"



Win Quotes

 * "You really is a third-rate idol. You can't get anywhere in this world with hard work alone!" (vs. Athena)
 * "You know that dying you hair over and over is bad for it? And you're gonna upset your stomach eating so much ice cream... Kids these days, I swear..." (vs. Kula)
 * "Mission Failed. Emergency! You must introduce me to that lady with the whip!" (vs. Leona)
 * "I know you are proud of your history as a Sky Pirate, but that sort of thing is illegal in this world. Therefore, I am going turn you into a sand sculpture as a punishment!" (vs. Love)
 * "Are you that interested in what is under this hood? It really is tough being a cool, mysterious gentleman. Mwahahaha!" (vs. Luong)
 * "Hmm... If I turn you into a sand sculpture, you will lose your... *ahem* bounce... Not good... Not good at all..." (vs. Mai)
 * "You really believe you are in a situation where you can demand compensation from me? Maybe after you pay me for those costumes you used!" (vs. Mian)
 * "Stop eating so much! What are you going to do when that nice new outfit doesn't fit anymore?" (vs. Mui Mui)
 * "Where the hell did you summon that stupid bird from!? Pets and other wildlife aren't allowed in my world!" (vs. Nakoruru)
 * "Bonjour, Mesdemoiselles ~⚪©️✕◼△☐~" (vs. Shermie)
 * "Bah... Now I have an extra sand sculpture I never asked for. It's going to annoy me every time I see for." (vs. Sylvie)
 * "I had a hard time getting everything from your looks to your voice right. I would expect some grattitude, but all you do is complain! Hmph!" (vs. Terry)
 * "To think you trained so hard for your own self-defense only to be kidnapped again. All the hard work disappears like grains of sand in an hourglass. Pretty good line, eh?" (vs. Yuri)
 * "You care so much about that bird but have no problem kicking the crap out of innocent humans. You really could learn a lot from me about to live life right!" (vs. Zarina)

Win Quotes (DLC Characters)

 * "I hoped you enjoyed my speciality... THE SAND OF MUSIC!!! MWAHAHAH!"
 * "Mwahahaha! With this, my plans are almost complete!"