Benimaru Nikaido/Quotes

Here is a list of quotes for Benimaru Nikaido.

In Battle

 * "Thank you!"
 * "I love you!"
 * "Understand?"
 * "See you next time!"
 * "All right!"

Win Quotes

 * "Let's have more fun fighting!" (vs. Brazil Team)
 * "Did you think you could win?" (vs. China Team)
 * "You'd look better in a dress." (vs. England Team)
 * "Now I've got lots of fans!" (vs. Italy Team)
 * "My looks and power are true!" (vs. Japan Team)
 * "You were shocked by my attack!" (vs. Korea Team)
 * "I've quite enjoyed it!" (vs. Mexico Team)
 * "This is my style in battle." (vs. USA Team)

Win Quotes (JPN version)

 * "Don't be so brutal, let's have a little more fun!" (vs. Brazil Team)
 * "Did you really think you could defeat us with that level? How funny!" (vs. China Team)
 * "A dress suits you more than martial arts!" (vs. England Team)
 * "My popularity has risen up again by defeating you!" (vs. Italy Team)
 * "There isn't any possibility in copying my great strength and beauty!" (vs. Japan Team)
 * "That was my electric attack! You must be totally excited!" (vs. Korea Team)
 * "I heard about Kyokugen Karate. It was pretty entertaining!" (vs. Mexico Team)
 * "Lovely and magnificent victory. You'll never be able to understand it!" (vs. USA Team)

Arranged Sound Trax album (ESAKA)

 * Kyo: "Usually the Japanese songs use traditional instruments like Koto or Shamisen but this kind of song is cool too."
 * Benimaru: "Little rough. Ruins my beautiful image. But it's fine for you guys."
 * Daimon: "It has power. I like it."
 * Kyo: "The flavor is in the bass and drums. Gets me on fire."

Win Quotes

 * "Lambs are tougher than you. How do I know? Well, uh..."
 * "Rumors of your strength seem greatly exaggerated! Pansy!"
 * "Someone who looks as good as me just has to win. Later!"

Win Quotes

 * "If you can't win elegantly, don't win at all, stumble buns!"
 * "So fighting can't be cool? Aesthetics are indispensable!"
 * "There aren't enough compliments to praise my beautiful fighting!"

Win Quote

 * "My reason for winning? I'm just cool. Real cool!"

Win Quote

 * "Watch me now. A flower's life's brief."

Win Quote

 * "Your fiery fighting almost wilted my rosy beauty, bud!"

Lose Quote

 * "Hmph...it's still not over, twerp!"

Generic Win Quotes

 * "Like this win pose? It really suits me, eh?"
 * "Victory is mine! As long as my coolality prevails!"
 * "You know my style: Win beautifully. Got it?!"

Specific Win Quotes

 * "What's up, stooges? Too much for you, eh?!" (vs. Any Female character)
 * "Bond with your teammates. Trust is what wins battles!" (vs. Hero Team)
 * "Sorry, but I insist I move on to the next round." (vs. Seth)
 * "What a ragtag bunch. Are you fighters or prisoners?" (vs. Yagami Team)

Win Quotes

 * "You're pretty good. But I'm much better." (Also in KOF2002UM)
 * "Ooooooh. Bet that hurts, eh?" (vs. Any Female character)
 * "Man, am I brilliant or what? I'm a friggin' diamond!" (Benimaru, Hold B)
 * "At the risk of sounding rude, shove off, you leams!" (Benimaru, Hold C)
 * "What's this... sensation?..." (vs. Orochi Shermie)

Generic Win Quotes

 * "Beauty and ability... I'm such a bad boy!"
 * "Don't hate me for my power. It's so hard to be so talented."
 * "They'll remember my victory! Your loss will be forgotten!"
 * "What a perfect turn of events! My fans are sure to grow!"

Specific Win Quotes

 * "You disturbed my routine. I got thrown off my game!" (vs. Ash)
 * "The reason you're tired isn't only due to my blitz attack!" (vs. Any Female character)
 * "Hmph. Why you...!" (vs. Duo Lon)
 * "Now who said, 'Leave everything to me!'?" (vs. K')

Generic Win Quotes

 * "I won just a little too easily. As the hero, I should struggle for more dramatic effect!"
 * "No, no. Can't you collapse more dramatically? Chicks really dig a showy victory, you know?"
 * "Oh, my. If I don't lose once in a while, I'll have more fans than I can handle."
 * "Talent! Speed! Technique! How'd you like my little show?"

Specific Win Quotes

 * "...Cut me some slack. I just don't get your fashion sense." (vs. Duck)
 * "I'd stop wincing like that. It makes you so un-babe-alicious!" (vs. Elisabeth)
 * "You cannot imitate true beauty. But I guess you know that, loser!" (vs. Himself)
 * "...I'll see you a decade from now. You're going to be one peachy chick!" (vs. Momoko)

Win Quotes

 * "You have to learn something from defeat. Me? I'm naturally gifted, so 'defeat' doesn't apply to me." (vs. Andy)
 * "You think I was going to let you get away?! Just lie there quietly for a while, why don't you?" (vs. Ash)
 * "Oh, man. What a pain." (vs. Athena)
 * "So wisdom comes from experience, eh? Who needs any of that stuff! Looking good is what matters!" (vs. Chin)
 * "Well, there goes your soldier career, losing to a civilian. Is your instructor going to chew you out?" (vs. Clark)
 * "You need more fight, Li'l Goro! Consider that a warning, or should I say, a 'SHIDO'?" (vs. Daimon)
 * "So anyway... you learn to ride a horse yet?" (vs. Duo Lon)
 * "You've got to stop being so uptight, honey. Why not crack a smile every once in a while?" (vs. Elisabeth)
 * "I'll give you autographs next time!" (vs. Himself)
 * "Why don't we keep that ungainly little loss a secret from Kyo, shall we?" (vs. Iori)
 * "Why don't you get lost? My interview is about to begin." (vs. Joe)
 * "That image change of yours just isn't working. Just follow my lead, okay?" (vs. Kensou)
 * "Thank you!" (vs. Kim)
 * "Sloppy as ever, I see! You haven't made any progress, Kyo!" (vs. Kyo)
 * "Hey, I want to make it up to you. Do you like Italian food?" (vs. Leona)
 * "No matter how nice I am to the ladies... there's always a limit to these things..." (vs. Mature)
 * "You're a tough one! You wiped me out..." (vs. Raiden)
 * "I've got the looks, the money, and the skills on top of that! Hmph. It ought to be a crime to be so perfect." (vs. Ralf)
 * "Uh-oh. If I don't lose once in a while, I'll get so popular I won't know WHAT to do!" (vs. Robert)
 * "Well, your tolerance is Kyokugen level, anyway. I'll give you that." (vs. Ryo)
 * "So that's Shanghai style, huh? You've got to work on that grace and style, man!" (vs. Shen)
 * "And that crowd roars...! Thank you! I feel great!" (vs. Terry)

Pre-Battle Dialogues (Story Mode)
"KOF Teams" Intro 
 * Benimaru: "Oh. you're here at last!"
 * Kyo: "Sorry to have kept you waiting."
 * Daimon: "Don't worry about it."
 * Kyo: "Well, let's get going then."
 * Benimaru: "Are you sure you're okay, Kyo?"
 * Kyo: "Hm? What are you talking about?"
 * Benimaru: "Your wounds. You escaped from the hospital before they treated you, am I right?"
 * Kyo: "What, you don't trust me? I'm telling you not to worry. I'll be fine."
 * Benimaru: "Well, I'm not exactly worried, per se... I just don't want you making excuses if you cause us to lose. It makes us all look bad."
 * Kyo: "Oh, so you're a comedian, are you? Well, why don't you take me on, huh!?"
 * Benimaru: "Don't mind if I do! Show me perfection, Kyo!"
 * Daimon: "Sigh... Just be sure not to inflict any MORE injuries on our team, guys..."

Elisabeth Team
 * Kyo: "I knew I would run into you guys again."
 * Elisabeth: "I am terribly sorry for getting all of you involved in this. However, this is our problem! And if you intend to impede our mission... We'll be forced to remove any obstacles in our path!"
 * Kyo: "Oh, shut up already! I'm so sick of hearing about your mission! I'm going to get even with that punk, and I don't care about anything else. Get out of my way!"
 * Benimaru: "You heard the man. Sorry, Duo Lon."
 * Duo: "Apologizing? You sound pretty sure of your victory, Benimaru."
 * Benimaru: "Well, you know what he's like when he gets like this, and if your leader won't stand aside... Then unfortunately. We're going to have to go through you."
 * Duo: "Heh... Classy as ever, Benimaru. Very well then, let us fight."
 * Shen: "Well, those two seem to be having fun. Let's make this a good fight, old man!"
 * Daimon: "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?"
 * Shen: "No, not really. The majority of my upbringing involved learning to speak with my fists."
 * Daimon: "I see. Let's speak in your language, then. Show me what you've got!"

K' Team
 * K': "Ugh, more pesky gnats."
 * Kyo: "Why are you always so irritated every time I see you? Maybe you should try eating less red meat. Are you getting enough calcium in your diet? Try some fish! You can grill some up in an instant!"
 * K': "Just shut the hell up!"
 * Maxima: "The flames of Kusanagi, eh? Sorry, I'm already equipped with countermeasures. I've got every bit of data on you that I could possibly need."
 * Benimaru: "As do I. I've fought alongside you two before."
 * K': "Tch... That just means that we all know your moves too!"
 * Benimaru: "I guess we all just cancel each other out, then... Except for..."
 * Daimon: "...Um."
 * Kula: "Huh?"
 * Kyo: "Don't get me wrong, Daimon is a reliable guy and all, but..."
 * Daimon: "You got it! Leave it to me, Kyo!"
 * K': "This brat? You serious?"
 * Kula: "I can do it!"
 * Kyo: "Anyway, aren't we all working with old data here? What good could it possibly do, right?"
 * K': "Ugh... Shut up. We've already wasted enough time on this nonsense, and you know it. So, come on! Let's fight! I wanna make up for all the time we just wasted!"
 * Daimon: "Very well... I shall give it all I've got! Face me!"
 * Kula: "Just leave it to me, you two! I'm on the top of the world today!"
 * Benimaru: "W-Well, those two sure are pumped..."
 * K': "......"

Psycho Soldier Team (Round 1 - Playing as Japan Team)
 * Athena: "Don't you ever wear your school uniform anymore, Kyo?"
 * Kyo: "Nah, I think I'm a bit too old for that now..."
 * Athena: "Really!? Then you finally graduated! Congratulations!"
 * Kyo: "Hm? Yeah... I guess... Something like that."
 * Benimaru: "Just tell her, Kyo. You couldn't ask for an easier lead in..."
 * Kyo: "S-shut up! There's nothing to say..."
 * Athena: "Wait, what's he talking about!? Kyo, you aren't..."
 * Kensou: "You're not still getting held back, are you!?"
 * Kyo: "No, I'm not! I'm just not in school anymore!"
 * Kensou: "Oh. So then did you graduate?"
 * Daimon: "Well ,sometimes in a boy's life, things happen, and stuff changes..."
 * Benimaru: "He's been in all these incidents, and then he just disappeared for a while..."
 * Chin: "Still, I can't condone this. Winners don't quit, especially when it comes to school. This must be causing your parents so much grief. Why don't you finish school?"
 * Daimon: "He does make a good point, Kyo..."
 * Kyo: "Stop pressuring me into things! Let's get this fight over already!"
 * Kensou: "But... you didn't actually decide anything."
 * Benimaru: "It's probably best not to push the subject any further."
 * Athena: "O-Okay..."

Yagami Team
 * Kyo: "Hey, Yagami. It looks like we're sorta on the same side this time, right?"
 * Iori: "I'm not interested in small talk. Just fight me. Now."
 * Kyo: "What? You don't even have your flames! just sit this one out, Yagami."
 * Iori: "Are you deaf? I told you to fight me, Kyo. NOW!"
 * Kyo: "You never change. do you? I guess I shouldn't be surprised... But you two! You've been slithering around the place since the seal was broken!"
 * Mature: "You're a lot more spineless than I recall. Where's the vigour you had when you sealed Orochi?"
 * Vice: "To top it off, that whelp has you at the palm of his hand. Don't you just want to die?"
 * Kyo: "Shut up! I don't have time to listen to you talk! I'm going to burn you all to crisp!"
 * Benimaru: "Now, now that's no way to treat a woman. Oh, how I wish we'd met under different circumstances."
 * Mature: "My, what sweet words. You've touched my heart... I'll spend some extra time carving you up!"
 * Benimaru: "I never leave a lady wanting more. I can provide references if you'd like... So feel free to carve away. You'll only be carving my name into the trophy, though."
 * Daimon: "What exactly are you all scheming?"
 * Vice: "Does that ever work? Do you think we'd just tell you?"
 * Daimon: "Fair enough. Point taken. I'll just assume that you're up to no good."
 * Vice: "Don't worry, though. When you next wake, you won't have to worry about any of this. And then we'll be sure to take extra good care of you!"
 * Kyo: "Shut up! You loudmouths are the ones who need to get put to sleep! Don't worry, Yagami! We'll take care of everything while you're in your dreamland!"
 * Iori: "I'm tired of your mouth. I'm going to kill you right here, Kyo!"

Psycho Soldiers Team (Finals - Playing as Team Psycho Soldier)
 * Athena: "Kyo, are you after Ash too?"
 * Kyo: "So you know? Good. That makes things easier. This is the final match. Sorry, but I really gotta win this one!"
 * Athena: "Well, so do we. We can't disappoint all the people who we've defeated up to this point. We can't afford to lose this match!"
 * Benimaru: "Wow, someone's ready for battle. Something happen, sweet thing?"
 * Kensou: "Joke all you want, blondie. We're not the kids you used to know."
 * Benimaru: "Oh, can you actually fight this time?"
 * Daimon: "Master Chin... So you're..."
 * Chin: "Hmph, I knew you would have it figured out by now. It's not that I don't trust you, but I'm going to have to ask you to step aside."
 * Kyo: "As if, old man... Besides, this is my problem, you hear? So just get out of my way!"
 * Athena: "Kyo, you shouldn't try to do everything on your own. We can help you too!"

Pre-Battle Dialogues
Andy Bogard
 * Benimaru: "You say you can cut through shadow... It's easy to cut through darkness, but can you cut through the light of my electricity?"
 * Andy: "Why should I? I don't need to cut through anything when I can beat you senseless instead. Before you can act, I'll leave you on your back. That's the power of my Shiranui speed!"
 * Benimaru: "And here I thought you were a humble person. Well, then. Let us see who is faster!"

Ash Crimson
 * Benimaru: "You're really popular lately, aren't you? How does it feel to be hunted by everyone and his dog?"
 * Ash: "Oh? Monsieur Nikaido? Do you have something to discuss with me too?"
 * Benimaru: "I figured some people would be very grateful to me if I managed to drag you out of here. Like Kyo, or maybe that girl? You know what I mean!"
 * Ash: "Ahahaha ♪ You're funny, monsieur! There's no way you can catch me!"

Athena Asamiya
 * Athena: "Benimaru! I'm telling you right now that if you dare to go easy on me, I'll get really, really, really angry!"
 * Benimaru: "If I get serious I won't feel good about myself, and if I don't, you will hate me... Do you see all the dilemmas I have to face in my everyday life!?"
 * Athena: "Oh, poor baby! Now stop screwing around and fight me, already!"
 * Benimaru: "As you wish. I can see you're more of a warrior than a little girl anyway."

Billy Kane
 * Benimaru: "Hey, you're a pretty swell guy! So you want to help me gain more fans, huh?"
 * Billy: "What the heck are you talkin' about!? Have you been huffing your nail polish again?"
 * Benimaru: "It's elementary, really. If I use my skills to gain a glorious victory over you, all the lovely ladies will go crazy over me!"
 * Billy: "This isn't the movies, you twit! What planet are you living on!?"

Chin Gentsai
 * Chin: "Sorry, young man... It seems I couldn't control myself..."
 * Benimaru: "Huh? What's the matter, gramps? Starting to get a bit confused, are we?"
 * Chin: "No, it's just that I thought I should say sorry in advance, because you'll probably be out cold in a minute."
 * Benimaru: "Is that right? There's an even bigger difference between us than the one in strength you know? The difference in looks! Beauty is strength! Everyone knows that!"
 * Chin: "Then Grandma must be the strongest on the planet! It sure as heck isn't you!"

Clark Still
 * Benimaru: "I know what you're going through, pal! I've got a bunch of reckless teammates as well!"
 * Clark: "The Colonel can be a bit of a bother at times and backing him up is no cakewalk, but..."
 * Benimaru: "You wouldn't have it any other way, right?"
 * Clark: "Damn straight. I guess we're both gluttons for punishment, eh, pretty boy?"

Duo Lon
 * Benimaru: "Hey, long time no see! You look, uh, moody. As usual. While you may not be in the same league as I am, it still saddens me to see you waste your handsome face! Stop being so dour!"
 * Duo Lon: "I must admit... sometimes I envy the way you live."

Elisabeth Blanctorche
 * Elisabeth: "You have been of great help to me in the past... but I cannot retreat!"
 * Benimaru: "Don't worry about it! You don't owe me so much that I'd expect you to simply surrender. Victory is meaningless if it is not earned by your own hands. Now, let us dance, mademoiselle!"

Evil Ash
 * Evil Ash: "You make me laugh. Do you really think a mere human can stand in our path!?"
 * Benimaru: "Yeah, I'm definetely a mere human... And you're about to know the stinging humiliation of being defeated by one!"
 * Evil Ash: "The future of you worthless humans lies in the palm of my hand. Know your place, maggot!"

Flames Iori
 * Iori: "Ugh, you again... Just tell me where he is."
 * Benimaru: ""You again"? Isn't that something Kyo should be saying? I'm sure he's sick of running into you by now."
 * Iori: "...Die."

Goro Daimon
 * Benimaru: "Let's go, Goro! I mean, uh, Daimon Sensei!"
 * Daimon: "Hm. Let's see how much you've grown."

Himself
 * Benimaru 1: "Wow, another fake me! That's the toll of being famous, I guess..."
 * Benimaru 2: "Hey, you're the fake! A fake couldn't possibly look better than the original, now could it?"
 * Benimaru 1: "You're asking for it! I'll show you who's the strongest and prettiest of us two!"

Human Saiki
 * Saiki: "Everything mankind has ever made...nothing but an illusion!
 * Benimaru: "What are you talking about? How can you say something like that when such a fine specimen of the human species stands right in front of you! Marvel at my beauty and my strength! It's not an illusion, baby, it's all real!"
 * Saiki: "How wrong you are. Your beauty and strength will soon vanish into absolute oblivion!"

Hwa Jai
 * Benimaru: "Alright, that's close enough, buddy. Some of your ugliness might rub off on me."
 * Hwa: "You must be in a hurry to die. I'll rearrange that precious face of yours, and I'll do it for free!"
 * Benimaru: "The only one here who needs some facial rearranging is you. But rest assured, it can't possibly turn out any worse!"

Iori Yagami
 * Iori: "You... Why are you here?"
 * Benimaru: "I don't want to get between you and Kyo, but I can't just let what you did to Shingo go unpunished!"
 * Iori: "Are you that eager to die? Suit yourself..."

Joe Higashi
 * Benimaru: "Hey, Champ! Look, we all know that you're going to lose, so could you do me a favor and fall over a bit more dramatically?"
 * Joe: "Should you be up? Your medication obviously isn't working yet! I'm the Champ because I don't lose! In fact, someone must have torn the L section out of my dictionary, cuz I don't know the meaning of the word lose!"
 * Benimaru: "Well, I guess I'll play teacher, then. It's time for you to get reaquainted with the bitter taste of defeat!"

K'
 * K': "You again... You're the last person I wanna see right now."
 * Benimaru: "I'm actually pleasantly surprised you even remember me! And here I thought you didn't care..."
 * K': "Oh, I remember you... How could I forget such a royal jackass?"
 * Benimaru: "Still need to work on those people skills, I see... You'll never get far in life by alienating everyone you meet."
 * K': "I'll live my life however I want. Let's go already."

Kim Kaphwan
 * Benimaru: "It's fine that you want to get a bunch of criminals together to educate and reform them. But do you really have the strength for that!? I don't recall ever having lost to you in the finals."
 * Kim: "Don't try to taunt me. I am not so gullible as to fall for your simple schemes. If you want to know how strong I really am, allow me to show you right away!"

King
 * Benimaru: "Hello, Miss King! How are those beautiful, taut, and exquisitely lethal legs of yours doing today?"
 * King: "That's no way to greet a lady! You still haven't changed your raunchy playboy ways, I see. But if you're that interested in checking out my legs, I'll make sure to show you all your eyes can handle."
 * Benimaru: "Oh boy, this is gonna be a rough date... But you know I can't say no to a pretty lady!"

Kula Diamond
 * Benimaru: "Ten, no, let's make that five more years... You're way too young..."
 * Kula: "What? What are you talking about? Are you talking about me?"
 * Benimaru: "Man, if only I could have first met you five years in the future. That would've been so much better."
 * Kula: "Better? How come? What's supposed to happen in five years? Come on, tell me, tell me!"
 * Benimaru: "Nope, just forget what I said! I'm a horrible person for mentioning it, so please forgive me and never bring this up!"

Kyo Kusanagi
 * Benimaru: "I think we've already said everything we could possibly say, so let's just get going, Kyo!"
 * Kyo: "Gotcha! But don't burn out right at the start, okay? It's been a while, so I want to enjoy this!"

Leona Heidern
 * Benimaru: "Rowrr. Hello there, miss! How about after we're done getting to know each other in the ring we get to know each other over dinner?"
 * Leona: "...Okay. I have nothing to do after my mission."
 * Benimaru: "Hm... I guess you must like what you see as much as I do."
 * Leona: "Yup. And what I see is that you have no chance of winning."

Mai Shiranui
 * Mai: "Get ready, Mr. Ladies' Man! My Shiranui flames will make you hot and bothered but not in the way you like!"
 * Benimaru: "Sorry, kitten! But that's not gonna happen! The sparks that will fly between us will leave you so charged that your legs will grow weak."

Mature
 * Mature: "Time for bed, boy. May you forever rest in peace!"
 * Benimaru: "Oh, don't call me "boy"! I think we both know I'm too old for that. We're both adults here, so why don't we have some fun, Miss Mature?"

Maxima
 * Benimaru: "Oh man, it'd be nice if they included a "no cyborgs" clause in the regulations already. I'm getting so tired of having to punch that heavy body of yours every time."
 * Maxima: "I have to admire your level of narcissism. In that respect at least you are the number 1 in the world."
 * Benimaru: "Thanks, Mister Maxima. And let me tell you one more thing. The data you have of me from when I was teamed up with you is probably not going to do you much anymore."
 * Maxima: "Then let me tell you something in return. Cyborgs evolve too."

Mr. Karate
 * Benimaru: "I'm sure you're not going to tell me whether you're wearing that mask for show or on a lark or something... That makes you the legendary fighter Mr. Karate... I shudder to think what kind of demonic face might be hidden behind that mask."
 * Mr. Karate: "If you want to see my true face, then you're going to have to defeat me!"

Nests Kyo
 * Kyo: "Let's go, Benimaru! No holds barred! Let's have some fun!
 * Benimaru: "OK! Let me show you how real men fight their battles!"

Raiden
 * Benimaru: "I have to say I feel comfortable fighting a wrestling heel. You're so going to be defeated! I love seeing the acts you planned for losing!"
 * Raiden: "Sorry to disappoint you, but the only acting the crowd is gonna see today is when the referee tells the crowd that you're going to recover."

Ralf Jones
 * Benimaru: "You sure are rowdy for your age. I thought you needed to be disciplined to be a soldier!"
 * Ralf: "Stow it, you little punk! I'm only like this when I'm playing fighter! If this was the battlefield, you'd be dead before you even noticed me!"
 * Benimaru: "Spare me your war stories. All I know is that there's no way I'll lose to a guy who treats KOF like he's "playing fighter"!"

Robert Garcia
 * Robert: "It's been a while since we've had a Clash of the Hunks. Gotta make sure we look good while doing this, right!"
 * Benimaru: "Clash of the Hunks!? You don't seriously think you're anywhere near close in the looks department, do you!? I hate to break it to you, but we've never had a Clash of the Hunks. You need more than one hunk for that to be possible!"
 * Robert: "You're so overconfident, it isn't even funny! I'll show you who's a hunk!"

Ryo Sakazaki
 * Benimaru: "This goes for Daimon, too, but I can't stand your spirit and willpower speech. Change your tune every once in a while!"
 * Ryo: "What's the matter? We haven't even started yet and you're already looking pale! Are you eating proper meals? You can't just be concerned with your figure! You need calories, protein... a balanced diet! Bad diet means bad willpower, and only spirit and willpower matter!"
 * Benimaru: "That's exactly what I'm talking about! You sound like a self-help book! I don't know if you're going to try and hit me or charge me $99 for your seminar!"

Saiki
 * Saiki: "Soon I will obtain the absolute truth! The absolute, inviolable power called Time! And you will be the main course at the ensuing feast! Your comb's a bit too gaudy for you to be a turkey though!"
 * Benimaru: "I do like that you are thinking about throwing a party where I'm the center of attention. But the only party you're going to be attending is my victory celebration. The one everyone's throwing for me after I mop the floor with you!"

Shen Woo
 * Shen: "Are you the one that Duo Lon speaks so highly of? Show me your strength!"
 * Benimaru: "That's fine by me, but did you reserve a bed yet? Overcrowded hospitals are turning people away these days, so you'd better make sure you're well prepared!"
 * Shen: "Hm. You dissed me and the entire health care industry with one insult. Your mouth is definitely up to snuff. Let's see if your skill is worthy!"

Sie Kensou
 * Benimaru: "Ni Hao, wonderboy! Is it true that you managed to escape from your slump?"
 * Kensou: "Of course I did! I am the Genius Psycho Soldier, Sie Kensou!"
 * Benimaru: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to collect royalties, kiddo. You see, the word "genius" was invented for me! I hold the rights!"

Takuma Sakazaki
 * Benimaru: "I hope Yuri isn't around to hear this, but man, you're so stubborn they should turn you into a monument! I feel sorry for your kids, I really do."
 * Takuma: "Did you say something, young man? You seem to be awfully sure of yourself, chatting away like that."
 * Benimaru: "Are you saying I talk too much? That's what I do to warm up!"
 * Takuma: "Hmph. Very well. All that matters is if you can entertain me long enough."

Terry Bogard
 * Benimaru: "My kick is more powerful than a stun gun! Are you ready to get zapped!?"
 * Terry: "Come on, man. Those weak taunts won't faze me. We're not in kindergarten anymore."

Vice
 * Vice: "I can't stand effeminate types like you! There's just something about your face that makes me want to rip it apart!"
 * Benimaru: "Oh dear, jealous of my looks, are you? Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, Miss Vice."
 * Vice: "That does it. I'm going to start by tearing out that tongue of yours!"

Yuri Sakazaki
 * Yuri: "Hmmm... Today I think I'll be studying your moves for a change, Benimaru ♪"
 * Benimaru: "I'm always up for teaching eager students! Heck, I'd be glad to give you a personal hands-on lesson..."
 * Yuri: "Really!? Okay, see you this Sunday at our dojo! I'll bring my dad!"
 * Benimaru: "Huh? U-Uh, it's just that I have all the equipment we'd need back at my apartment..."
 * Yuri: "Haha, I'm kidding of course! Robert already warned me about you! He told me that whatever happens I should never be alone in the same room with you!"
 * Benimaru: "Why that...! Always sticking his nose where it doesn't belong!"

Win Dialogue (Story Mode)

 * Kyo: "This isn't the end... He hasn't shown up yet."
 * Daimon: "Something's going to happen, like it always does, huh? You have a hard life... Very well, I'll accompany you."
 * Benimaru: "I know things will get hairy, so there's no way I can let you on your own. You need us two, admit it!"

Win Quotes

 * "Sorry, but I'm obligated to win! I can't disappoint all my fans!" (vs. Andy)
 * "You have Chizuru and Yagami's power, and that's it? Guess that means YOU'RE the weak link." (vs. Ash)
 * "Just singing and dancing don't cut it these days. Idols need to know how to fight, baby!" (vs. Athena)
 * "I don't have time to listen to your excuses, so go talk to a wall, okay? Everyone's waiting to interview me!" (vs. Billy)
 * "I've electrocuted you so many times your neuralgia should be cured by now." (vs. Chin)
 * "I'm used to being chased by girls, but guys like you? The thought sends shivers down my spine." (vs. Clark)
 * "Judo is too slow to keep up with me! You should try learning something new!" (vs. Daimon)
 * "Just being mysterious won't attract the ladies. You need to be strong and witty first." (vs. Duo Lon)
 * "Your moves lack sharpness, baby! Were you blinded by my stunning looks?" (vs. Elisabeth)
 * "Well... at least your pretty flames were able to illuminate my magnificient victory! That's something!" (vs. Evil Ash)
 * "You don't seem to get it, so let me explain, Yagami: Things don't always go your way. You see?" (vs. Flames Iori)
 * "You're one of my diehard fans, right? You really nailed the way I looked!" (vs. Himself)
 * "My kicks were even finer than usual! Maybe it's because you remind me of that other annoying punk." (vs. Human Saiki)
 * "What do you think of my kicks, huh? What? They were too fast to see?" (vs. Hwa)
 * "How about giving up on Kyo already, huh? You can't even beat little old me!" (vs. Iori)
 * "Didn't you hear? The gong already sounded. It's time for the loser to leave the stage!" (vs. Joe)
 * "Hm? Have any excuses for me? Well, whatever you say would only prove my superiority!" (vs. K')
 * "A narcissist AND poser? Thank you! That means I can conquer anything with a smile, yes?" (vs. Kensou)
 * "What do I have that you don't? Well, looks and charisma for starters!" (vs. Kim)
 * "Miss King! I'd like to book your entire restaurant to celebrate my victory!" (vs. King)
 * "See you again! Hopefully in about 5 years when you've become a woman!" (vs. Kula)
 * "There's something missing here, Kyo. Have you been neglecting your training?" (vs. Kyo)
 * "You know what you lack? A soft smile to warm a man's heart!" (vs. Leona)
 * "You must have been mesmerized by my looks! Allow me to treat you to dinner to make up for it!" (vs. Mai)
 * "Wait, is it over already!? But my show hadn't even begun!" (vs. Mature)
 * "I always win with grace and beauty! I doubt your software will ever pull that one off." (vs. Maxima)
 * "I won, but I'd rather not fight you again. The damage my face would endure would not sit well with my fans." (vs. Mr. Karate)
 * "It seems we've been walking at different speeds, Kyo. Looks like I'm ahead of you now!" (vs. NESTS Kyo)
 * "You scream like a fishwife! Get out of here before my ears explode!" (vs. Raiden)
 * "Ugh, you were moving so slowly I thought I might nod off for a second there." (vs. Ralf)
 * "The girls don't just love me for my looks. I can kick butt, too... And now you know that." (vs. Robert)
 * "You lack refinement. That's a decisive factor in battle you know?" (vs. Ryo)
 * "Eesh! It'd take a miracle for someone as ugly as you to defeat my beauty!" (vs. Saiki)
 * "I hate surly types like you. Every match just turns into a messy event somehow." (vs. Shen)
 * "You're in pain, and I'm just tired... That wasn't time well spent for either of us." (vs. Terry)
 * "You've got dignity, sure. But dignity doesn't win fights." (vs. Takuma)
 * "My strength and beauty are all perfect! Sorry, but you don't stand a chance!" (vs. Vice)
 * "Are you crying? I'll gladly lend you a shoulder to cry on, Miss Sakazaki." (vs. Yuri)

Pre-Battle Dialogues
Love Heart
 * Love: "Another lanky one..."
 * Benimaru: "I'm not a fan of costumes, but I can respect something of such high quality."
 * Love: "I don't know what you mean exactly, but flashy types like you don't exist in my world. This place is so peaceful compared to where I'm from."
 * Benimaru: "Oh? Well, let's give it a try. I may be flashy, but people are more than just their appearances."

Luong
 * Benimaru: "You're amazingly hot, mademoiselle. Just having you grace this competition is already too much."
 * Luong: "Thanks. I know all about you, electric boy."
 * Benimaru: "That you are aware of me is too great an honor..."
 * Luong: "Are you going to give me a real shock?"
 * Benimaru: "As you wish."

Zarina
 * Benimaru: "My my, now this is proper beauty. Wow! The wonderful Miss Zarina!"
 * Zarina: "Hm? Aren't you a model?"
 * Benimaru: "A little on the side, yeah. You wanna try modeling with me next time?"
 * Zarina: "You look like a pasta. Hehe."
 * Benimaru: "A p-pasta?"
 * Zarina: "Yep, exactly like a type of pasta, haha."

Generic Win Quotes

 * "In every category, you could say I'm the winner... What do you think?"
 * "No matter what pinch you're in, always show a beautiful smile! That’s the way I do it!"
 * "Beauty laced with strength, that's me."
 * "It was too tough for you to even serve as my foil."
 * "Standing next to me, you lack just a little bit in strength and elegance."
 * "My hair's all messed up. I'll fix it later."
 * "I took care of that with style!"
 * "I think if we go on any longer, you'll just suffer a whole lot more."
 * "I wanted to show everyone a little bit more of me, but..."
 * "No way... I've got no interest in unrefined fights."
 * "Is my fighting burned into your vision?"
 * "You’ve gotta try harder for me. People can't see how tough I am."
 * "Your attacks are too drawn out. Why don't you try to make them a bit more compact?"
 * "I tried not to do any damage to your face, but it really wasn't that necessary."
 * "You're strong. If you were fighting someone besides me, you'd probably win."
 * "That was an acceptable level of performance. But not good enough to beat me."
 * "I wanted a beautiful fight with more elegance."
 * "Complete! Just what I thought, a perfect game for me!"
 * "I don't plan on looking bad in front of my fans."
 * "The answer is very simple. My win, your loss."
 * "That was quite a lackluster fight. Were you busy admiring me?"
 * "The Goddess of Victory is always smiling down on me."
 * "Whew, I got more roughed up than I expected."
 * "I'm not trying to be cool. This is just me being me."
 * "Can't you move anymore?"

Specific Win Quotes

 * "Your barbaric moves don’t suit you." (vs. Alice)
 * "That was a truly fabulous performance, but my beautiful technique is impressive too, no?" (vs. Angel)
 * "I understand you are a warrior, but it hurts my heart to harm a pop star..." (vs. Athena)
 * "Master Daimon, you can’t beat me with just spirit and guts anymore!" (vs. Daimon)
 * "Still not back to your best, Yagami? Keep that up and you'll just bore that guy." (vs. Iori)
 * "After this, we could have a cocktail at your bar... What do you say?" (vs. King)
 * "Well, little kitty, get back home before Diana and Foxy get mad!" (vs. Kula)
 * "Hey, hey, we won't settle things at this rate, Kyo!" (vs. Kyo)
 * "You could knock a lot of guys out with just your smile if you ever showed one." (vs. Leona)
 * "How about one of these days we have dinner under the stars? It'd be a nice change from the bridge of your ship." (vs. Love)
 * "How was that, Miss Luong? I'd be extremely delighted if I could win your favor." (vs. Luong)
 * "Your flames seem to have ignited my heart, somehow." (vs. Mai)
 * "Would you accept the mission to go on one date with me?" (vs. Mary)
 * "That mask hiding your face... I would be honored if you could just take it off in front of me." (vs. Mian)
 * "You’ve got a lot of energetic charm. Let’s see each other again when that charm matures." (vs. Mui Mui)
 * "Your virtuous aura purifies my heart." (vs. Nakoruru)
 * "Electric shock isn't something that should be used lightly." (vs. Sylvie)
 * "You don't look like you have a husband, Miss Vanessa. I wish I had gotten to know you sooner." (vs. Vanessa)
 * "Hehe, I'm not the type to get tied up. Don't even think of using that whip to have me all to yourself!" (vs. Whip)
 * "If you think this failure is frustrating, you have more growing to do as a fighter, Miss Sakazaki." (vs. Yuri)
 * "Your healthy, sexy looks combined with your technique almost had me!" (vs. Zarina)

Generic Win Quotes

 * "Don't waste your time. You'll just get overshadowed by my amazing coolness."
 * "Whoops, guess I was little too awesome for the world to handle!"

Specific Win Quotes (Story Mode)

 * "The way that you move with that mud is so alluring. Almost as alluring as me!" (vs. Dolores)
 * "It's not usually my style to treat a pretty girl so cold. But I'll make an exception for members of the Orochi Hakkesshu." (vs. Shermie)
 * "" (vs. Whip)

Specific Win Quotes (Versus Mode)

 * "" (vs. Chizuru)
 * "" (vs. Kyo)
 * "" (vs. Meitenkun)
 * "" (vs. Shun'ei)

Win Quotes

 * I win good, don't I? You can't copy that!
 * You call that fun?

Ending Quote

 * When I win, I win beautifully... I hope my chick fans saw this!

Ending Quote

 * "Lightning style and flash is my greatest strength!"

Before Finals

 * "I'm tired of waiting... Let the battle begin, NOW!"

Win Quotes

 * "How did you like it? It was a splendid victory, wasn't it?"
 * "I knew I was the only one who could make today's match exciting!"
 * "I'm not concieted at all! I only speak what everyone else feels!!"
 * "My beauty captivates the world!"
 * "My lightning strokes dazzle audiences around the world!"
 * "You are so lucky! I finished you off in a very impressive way!"
 * "You played a good shadow, but you could never step into the limelight!"
 * "You shouldn't appreciate my beauty during a fight! Save that for later..."